DateTeamsScoreCasualtiesFansSeason
01-23-2010 Oath Breakers vs Storm Of Mjolnir 1 - 3 3 - 5 22,000 Season 5
Oath Breakers Comments

Winnings: 60,000 Inducements: 0
Player Duamutef(1) CAS: 1
Player Kebechsenef(2) CAS: 1
Player Hapi(3) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Boris Karloff(5) TD: 1 MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Tackle
Player Grauballe Man(7) CMP: 2
Player Tollund Man(8) CAS: 1
Player Maxilla(12) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Patella(13) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Mandible(14) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Parietal(16) Injury: Badly Hurt
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,710,000 Treasury: 100,000
Fan Factor stayed same at 5
Treasury after purchases is 100,000
New Team Value: 1,710,000 Final Team Treasury: 100,000


*****

The hometown fans were rioting in the stands as the Oath Breakers took on the Storm of Mjolnir tonight at the Field House.  As they often do, the Khemri chefs whipped up a frenzied crowd and taunted the opposition with their succulant tail-gating fare.  The undead came out strong in the first half scoring an early TD after a brilliant pass by the ever accurate Grauballe Man.  “Coach said to try to stay within myself and do my job, I found I can’t do that when I’m worried about what the receiver is going to do.  So now I just pick up the ball and throw it.” The new strategy worked out well as the lengthy pass hit the intended receiver squarly in the back of the head and fell at his feet.  Boris Karloff was able to recover himself enough to pick up the ball and score on the insuing play.  If the game ended then and there the fans might have over run the town hall demanding a new street be named in honor of the team.  As it was the Storm came barrelling back to score three unanswered touch downs and the uproarious fans were left to take out their anger on one another.  Several small altercations caused the game to be stopped however no one apparently told the refs that as they allowed the clock to tick on for most of the remaining first half.

In his post game news conference coach Parson said after the game, “The storm beat us tonight by playing to their own strengths.  Some would say they played dirty by piling on and generally ganging up on our guys out there.  I say if that’s how you want to play you better be ready the next time we meet.  I’m not saying anything those fans out there aren’t thinking but the Storm probably shouldn’t go walking on our graves just yet.  You never know what undead spirit might just be lying in wait the next time they do.”

However, all that may just have been more rhetoric and banter for the press though as multiple witnesses claim to have seen both coachs leaving the Field house amicably in company together. 

In other news, Brett “Bone Saw” Jones was arrested today on charges of fraud after he attempted to pass himself off as an apothacary.  His own mother, a Blood Bowl fan for more than thirty years, was bragging about her son’s exploits at a local dining establishment after the game when visiting members of the Physicians council, in town for an insurance conference no less, overheard her tale and started looking into the matter.  If convicted “Bonesaw” will have plenty of time to sharpen his skills before he ever steps foot in another blood bowl locker room again.

Storm Of Mjolnir Comments

Winnings: 140,000 Inducements: 0
Player Aaris Armstrong(1) CMP: 2
Player Sven "Postman" Quique(3) TD: 3 MVP: 1
Player Ymir Wrathsmith(4) CAS: 2
Player Grogg Yaksmak(5) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Cerberus(7) CAS: 1
Player Jager(8) CAS: 2
Player Jergan Rope(11) Injury: Niggler
Player Klie Jorgn(16) Injury: Badly Hurt
Spiraling Expenses: 50,000 Team Value: 2,470,000 Treasury: 130,000
Fan Factor went up to 11
Hired Dutch Swift(2) in position Runner for 90,000
Treasury after purchases is 40,000
Retired Aden Swift(2) to coaching staff
New Team Value: 2,380,000 Final Team Treasury: 40,000*** Fans changed from 4,000 to 22,000


*****

Good game against the Oath Breakers.  1 game closer to the finish line.

Coaching staff just got a bit brighter with Aden Swift retiring after a long and illustrious career, starting way back in season 1 with the Storm.  His skill on the field will be missed, but his skill on staff is quite welcomed!

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