Winnings: 80,000 Inducements: 0
Player Dutch Swift(2) Injury: Serious Injury
Player Sven "Postman" Quique(3) TD: 2
Player Mars(6) CAS: 1
Player Jager(8) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Kjorn Lillhammer(9) Injury: Niggler
Player Jumer Gorgan(13) MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Strip Ball
Spiraling Expenses: 50,000 Team Value: 2,410,000 Treasury: 70,000
Fan Factor stayed same at 11
Hired Mlark Lillhammer(9) in position Lineman for 50,000
Treasury after purchases is 20,000
Fired Kjorn Lillhammer(9)
New Team Value: 2,410,000 Final Team Treasury: 20,000

Chumplin’s with a plan?  Much more like a confused act of desperation.  Can’t hang with the big dogs?  Feel free to get off the porch at any time little doggies.  The Storm too big and bad for the league?  ‘Dems the breaks kiddies.  Thanks for the game, and don’t worry, the Storm will be around when the Chumplin’s decide to grow a pair… Who knows, maybe they can call in their big brothers to lend them a hand… ;)-

Winnings: 60,000 Inducements: 0
Player Chumpasaurus Rex(1) CAS: 2 Takes Skill(s): Guard
Player "Full" Monty(5) CAS: 1 MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Block
Player Vick “Vasoline” Victor(9) Injury: Serious Injury
Player Clyde "Cut Da Cheeze"(11) TD: 1
Spiraling Expenses: 10,000 Team Value: 1,830,000 Treasury: 180,000
Fan Factor stayed same at 8
Hired Ben “fodder” Dover(9) in position Skink for 60,000
Treasury after purchases is 120,000
Retired Vick “Vasoline” Victor(9) to coaching staff
New Team Value: 1,820,000 Final Team Treasury: 120,000

Coach at Pre-game:  “Alright boys, today we play a team that has no right being in the underling/farm league; so a new plan for Kep Parcell’s team.  So as a result of knowing what I want to do but not knowing how it gets done...we will loose but we will try to make them remember the day the played the Chicken & Chumplin’s forever.  With the wad of cash (did I mention the team is over 500K more than 7 of 10 teams in the league - Don’t waste your time on a Chef, he has too many re-rolls anyway, but load up on Bribes/Dirty Cards), we will try to make a dent in the Storm for the sake of the league.  Hopefully others will follow suit or simply bend over & take it all season long.  I have a few (4) “dirty” tricks under my sleeve and I’ve purchased bribes to alleviate the fouling we intend to do (only 3 turns not attempting a foul action - Snow Troll & Mr. Hat sent to the sidelines & forced to use Apoth rather than crushing me all game long with claws).  The WIZARD, yes WIZARD (rest of league - it’s a must) will hit him with a fireball when he cages his hitter (2nd round - hit 3 of 6 targets...1 KO but no kills).  If we score, which we are capable of easily, that is nice; but that again is not for the best of the future of the league.  We will meet them again in the playoffs; then we will play to win.  Hit hard; foul every turn...and make them REMEMBER THE CHUMPLIN’S!!!”

Post game afterthought:  “Kudos to the team who did exactly what they were to do.  We stuck to the plan but it just wasn’t in the dice to make the Storm a bit more manageable for the rest of the farm teams in the league.  Some say bad form...I say fighting overwhelming fire with a fireball.”

Happy Fouling League (because you don’t have a chance playing straight-up against Sven, Jager, & Mr. Hat)!!!