DateTeamsScoreCasualtiesFansSeason
11-14-2008 Storm Of Mjolnir vs M & M's 2 - 0 7 - 7 24,000 Season 3
Storm Of Mjolnir Comments

Winnings: 60,000 Inducements: 0
Player Aaris Armstrong(1) TD: 1 MVP: 1
Player Sven Quique(3) TD: 1 CAS: 1
Player Krak Yaksmak(5) CAS: 1 Takes Skill(s): Tackle Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Mars(6) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Grendel(7) Injury: Niggler
Player Jager(8) CAS: 2
Player Kjorn Lillhammer(9) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Mlorn Hansel(10) CAS: 1 Takes Skill(s): Tackle Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Jergan Rope(11) CAS: 2
Player Jorg Rockstomp(13) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Bjorgmor Far(14) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Klie Jorgn(16) CAS: 1
Spiraling Expenses: 30,000 Team Value: 2,120,000 Treasury: 60,000
Fan Factor went up to 8
Treasury after purchases is 60,000
New Team Value: 2,120,000 Final Team Treasury: 60,000


*****

“This is Sven Sportsmith with the NBC (Nuffle Broadcasting Corp) coming to you live from the frozen Nittersleigh Battlegrounds, home turf of the Spike! Magazine Tournament winners, The Storm of Mjolnir.  In a cross divisional match up, the Storm of Mjolnir have put enough incentives down to draw the titans of the M&M;’s ogre team.  We are sure to see a battle of giants of the M&M;’s trading blows with the battle hardened men of the Storm.

“As the pregame horn sounded for each team to take to the pitch, the Storm left their traditional side of the pitch and as they walked out, saw something as is sure to make the highlight reels of eveyone camra broadcast this weekend.  The snotlings were all wearing snow suits, and the ogres all had on oversizes mittens on their hands and ear muffs!  What ever their equipment coach was thinking, he was determined to keep his team warm through the match!

“As the rest of the team erupted in laughter, the feared snow troll Jager let loose a howling roar that made the home crowd errupt with cheers and howls of their own.  When asked about Jager’s state of mind before the game, coach handler Bjorg Lillhammer responded ‘We’ve been withholding portions of Jager’s meals to make him mean and hungery for this match up.  A little more inspiration to eat the little snotlings as they scramble around the pitch.’

With the Storm winning the coin toss, the first half began.  Play began as all the sportcasters predicted, hard hitting.  Blow after blow came from the Storm, and the M&M;’s looked to be set back on their heels.  But quickly the ogres of the M&M;’s moved back into position and dealt their own foul blows to the norse men.  The norse were going down unusually easily, and practically every time the giant ogres drove the norse men to the ground, their armor (although not normally know for its resiliance) was failing much more than normal.

Up one to nothing at the half, the Storm regrouped and licked their wounds.  ‘We’ve been beating the crap out of these guys, but they are hitting like a ton of bricks coach.  We are down both our beserkers and one of the wolves!  As Jorge Rockstomp loocked down at his armor, he noticed some unusual indentions.  ‘What the heck is this?  Fists couldn’t have done this coach!

The equipment coach of the Storm took a closer look at Jorg’s armor and a snearing smile came over his face.  ‘Next time you knock one of these big guys to the ground, rip off one of those huge mittens and see what you find.

So as the Storm norse men took the pitch for the second half, they lined up and after taking some hits from the brutes, the several of the norse men gathered around the giant Donk Schlong and drove him to the ground.  As Mars ripped off the titan’s mittens with his jaws, the rest of the crowd gasped as the ogre was brandishing a huge set of knuckle guards meant to smach rocks in quaries!  The referee immediately blew the whistle on the secret weapons that the entire cast of titans were concealing underneath their cold weather mittens.  The ogres however didn’t seem to care at all, and kept on playing the game!  Unable (or unwilling) to stop the cast of ogres on the M&M;’s, the referee’s went back to the sidelines and let the game play on.

“Wild ride from the Battlegrounds folks.  14 casualties and with the cold wind up here, the weather seemed to change every time the teams lined up.  I’ll say one thing for these beasts from the M&M;’s, they can hit with the best of them, and if they can somehow handle the ball better, they are definitely a team to be reckoned in the seasons to come!  For NBC (Nuffle Broadcasting Corp) and Spike! Magazine, this is Sven Sportsmith coming to you from the Nittersleigh Battle grounds reminding you to keep the mead cold, the women hot, and the BloodBowl bloody!!!

M & M's Comments

Winnings: 60,000 Inducements: 0
Player Fabio(1) CAS: 2
Player Lamont(3) CAS: 2
Player Tse-Tse 3(6) Injury: -1 AV
Player Laszlo(7) CAS: 1 MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Block
Player Squish(8) Injury: Niggler
Player D.O.A 2(10) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Godzilla 3(11) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Splatt(12) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Spot(13) Injury: -1 AV
Player Stain(14) Injury: Niggler
Player Donk Schlong(16) CAS: 2 Takes Skill(s): Guard
Spiraling Expenses: 10,000 Team Value: 1,790,000 Treasury: 100,000
Fan Factor stayed same at 5
Treasury after purchases is 100,000
New Team Value: 1,790,000 Final Team Treasury: 100,000

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