Winnings: 20,000 Inducements: 0
Player Duamutef(1) CAS: 3 Takes Skill(s): Multiple Block
Player Imsety(4) MVP: 1
Player Tollund Man(8) CMP: 2 Takes Skill(s): Nerves of Steel
Player Carpus(10) Injury: -1 ST
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,050,000 Treasury: 80,000
Fan Factor stayed same at 3
Treasury after purchases is 80,000
New Team Value: 1,050,000 Final Team Treasury: 80,000*** Casualities Against changed from 1 to 2

The mood on the busride home was sobbering after yet another loss by the Oath Breakers tonight.  The Chumpsters left the Khemri team feeling like Chumps after scoring an early goal and holding off a concerted effort by the deadman’s party.  The only song to be heard as the bus pulled away tonight was a solemn round of Kumbya in honor of the fallen.

Tears were shed in Chump Town under the full moon tonight after the untimely death of Sam “The Short Sheeter” Swan fell in the second half to a mighty blow from Mummy and Left Tackle Duamutef.  Duamutef had a very good night as he also was seen taking down both Cliff “Cup Check” Clapp and Wally “Wet Willy” Wanker during the first half.  Duamutef’s own mother was seen leaving the game early in protest because the skinks kept running away.  “It ain’t natural, those skinky lizards oughta just stand there and take what they got comin’ to ‘em.  My boy worked hard to get where he is now and they oughta recognise that and take their meds like that there Clapp Checker Fellow.” Unfortunately she did not see the hit those “skinky lizards” put on Carpus late in the second half as they gave him a dose of his own medicine.

A team official reports that Skeleton Linebacker Carpus did in fact fail his regeneration roll and is suffering from the full affects of a broken collar bone.  This same official, speaking on a condition of anonymity, told reporters that “pergutory would look pretty sweet before [Carpus] sees the starting lineup again.” When questioned later the team’s general manager also reported that there are no immediate plans to release any players from their contracts; which would seem to indicate that this is one skeleton that will actually see eternity from the bench.

In other news, Coach Parson spoke to reporters briefly after the game.  “I was very proud of those men out their tonight.  They left it all out on the field of battle and we have no regrets.  Sure we wanted to win, that’s why we play the game.  But winning isn’t everything.  Look at the experience this young team gained tonight.  We have three outstanding players that were recognised tonight.  Don’t worry about the wins and losses at this early stage in the season, those will come soon enough.”

Winnings: 80,000 Inducements: 0
Player Nosaj the Lysdexic(1) CAS: 1
Player Sam "Short-Sheet" Swan(2) Injury: Dead
Player Cliff "Cup Check" Clap(3) Injury: Serious Injury
Player Timmy "T.P." Tuggle(4) CAS: 1
Player Wally “Wet Willy” Wanker(7) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Ferb "Flat Tire" Foust(10) MVP: 1
Player Wes "Whoopie" Wind(11) TD: 1
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,210,000 Treasury: 100,000
Fan Factor went up to 5
Hired Son of Short Sheet(2) in position Saurus for 80,000
Treasury after purchases is 20,000
New Team Value: 1,290,000 Final Team Treasury: 20,000

The Oath Breakers promised to be a challenge and they did NOT break that oath!!!  “Dat boy can cook some mean grindage!” Huge inducements left me salivating at the awesomeness that was his chef.  Oh yeah, and I played the whole freakin game with NO RE-ROLLS!!!  Let’s just say that between 0 re-rolls and the OB knack of playing soccer with the loose ball, we were able to finish the game in 4 hours (compared to the 10+ marathon that was the previous OB game).
I did win the Fame +1, which I know - now means your gonna get your butt handed to you on the pitch!  Noel had to leave the house and make a quick trip to Wal-mart for some diapers.  I lost my first Blood Bowl player to death...and had a meltdown!!!  I had the right to remain silent.......but I didn’t have the ability!  I threw my Saurus, my pen, and my dignity as I cried, rolled around on the floor thrashing; I think I even wet myself...oh wait, again with the TMI!
Redemption: The added winnings did enable me to birth Son of Sam “Short Sheet” Swan...and he IS mad!  I pity da Foo!!!