Winnings: 40,000 Inducements: 0
Player Grauballe Man(7) TD: 1 Takes Skill(s): Accurate
Player Tollund Man(8) CMP: 2
Player Scapula(11) MVP: 1
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,100,000 Treasury: 120,000
Fan Factor stayed same at 3
Hired Hapi(3) in position Mummy for 110,000
Treasury after purchases is 10,000
New Team Value: 1,210,000 Final Team Treasury: 10,000

On the pitch tonight it was a shoving match between the Screamin Serafem and the Oath Breakers.  These Amazon Women may as well have been playing “on the moon,” with as little damage as either team could muster against the other.  “No matter how hard we hit them, they just fell away without getting hurt.” said team leader and captain Duamutef.  Duamutef was seen trying out several new moves on the accoustically challenged host of heaven.  Unfortunately the more seasoned Seraph team looked poised and ready every turn.  At one point Shela was seen leaping nearly 20 feet through the air.  I’ve never seen anything like that.  Never!

On the bench, Carpus was heard to say, “I heard a bell ringing!  I heard it.  No one can tell me otherwise.  Just as she leapt throught the air.  You know what they say… Every time a bell rings another angel gets her wings.  Well I think tonight that Shela got her wings.  Oh, Oh Shela...” Apparently Carpus has not yet fully recovered from his injury.  Team Dr’s now belive that he may also have an accucte case of “loose screws.”

After the game the coach was seen to have a heart attack.  That’s a Peanut-butter and bacon sandwhich on buttered toast to the living.  But heart disease matters little among the undead, who’s insatiable lust drives the curse that binds them.  As I follow this team I am amazed at how they all remain so driven.  Tonight they were neither able to slake their lust for calories nor their lust for victory.  I couldn’t tell you who said what but I overheard several disquieting comments after this game.  “We are cursed men… The moonlight shows us for what we really are.  We are not among the living, so we can not die, but neither are we dead.  For too long I’ve been parched with a thirst and unable to quinch it.  For too long I’ve been starving to death and haven’t died.  I feel nothing.  Not the wind on my face, nor the spray of the sea, nor the warmth of a woman’s flesh.  You best start believing in ghost stories… cause your in one!”

Well as everyone knows any good story needs an engaging beginning, a solid middle and a conclusion that leaves one lusting for more.  The general manager addressed reporters during the post game news conference tonight stating, “Now that we have a few games under our belts I see a solid team that is really coming together.  We are thrilled to announce tonight the signing of yet another son of Horus from the conopic jar league.  Hapi comes to us from the North and will protect all our lungs from any future outbursts of dissaproval.” With the new addition the team roster stands at thirteen, an auspicious number among the undead.  Certainly this team is one to watch.

Winnings: 70,000 Inducements: 0
Player Darla(1) CMP: 3
Player Shela(3) TD: 1
Player Jessa(5) TD: 1
Player Barbra(11) MVP: 1
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 970,000 Treasury: 70,000
Fan Factor went up to 2
Purchased 1 Apothecary for 50,000
Treasury after purchases is 20,000
New Team Value: 1,020,000 Final Team Treasury: 20,000

Amazons can do amazing things. Tonight they evaded a mummies wrath. Who knows whats coming tomorrow. You better be ready cause again their coming and their coming quick.