Winnings: 50,000 Inducements: 0
Player Nosaj the Lysdexic(1) CAS: 1
Player Cliff "Cup Check" Clap(3) CAS: 1 Takes Skill(s): Guard
Player Manny "Moon Em" Moore(5) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Wally “Wet Willy” Wanker(7) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Dee "Dead Fish" Dire(9) TD: 1 Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Ferb "Flat Tire" Foust(10) CMP: 1 MVP: 1
Player Wes "Whoopie" Wind(11) TD: 1
Player Tripp "Tripper" Toes(12) CMP: 2
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,750,000 Treasury: 160,000
Fan Factor stayed same at 8
Hired Ashton “Punk’d Boy-Toy” Kutcher(14) in position Skink for 60,000
Treasury after purchases is 100,000
New Team Value: 1,810,000 Final Team Treasury: 100,000

After the mountaintop high of the last game...Blood Bowl reality struck HARD!  TWO, yes TWO, blitzes in the first half made this game uglier than the score/casualties seem.  The most strategic move for the game was repeatedly, “UHHHHH, do I stand them up to get KO’d again?!?!?” It was nice that NOSAJ and Stinky spent the game bonding/drooling on each other with repeated 1’s.  Undoubtedly, the highlight of heroism (err..comic relief) was the stellar play of #13 Pete “Prankster” Pot...who was KO’d in turn two of the game.  After wetting himself and “allegedly” seen sucking his thumb while caressing his security-blanky...REFUSED to even ride the pine as a reserve in four tries!  In fact, an opportunity after the game was given (rolled) - PPP refused to even shake the opponents hands.  Coach Fields was soooo incensed, he surfed the stinkin’ skink and placed a price on his head!  At the press conference Coach Fields was quoted to say, “One free adult beverage to the team that will put #13 out of MY misery!!!  Blood bowl is not for the weak, @#$)#^* wuss SKINK!!!”

Winnings: 70,000 Inducements: 0
Player # 1 Yo-Da" da Lobba(1) CMP: 1
Player #2 OZ-skar "da Bomba"(2) CMP: 2
Player #44 Tun-DA "da Basha"(3) TD: 1
Player #50 Da Hulk "da Bruisa"(4) TD: 1 CAS: 1 Takes Skill(s): Frenzy
Player #41 Booga "Da Flash"(5) CMP: 1 TD: 1
Player #77 Ma-nu Ma-nu "da Doza(8) MVP: 1
Player #61 Ookla "da Basha"(9) CAS: 1 Takes Skill(s): Mighty Blow
Player #59 A-Took da"Trencha"(13) Injury: Serious Injury
Player #53 LAR "da Bully Basha(14) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player #71 Stinky "da chuka"(15) CAS: 1
Spiraling Expenses: 10,000 Team Value: 1,870,000 Treasury: 80,000
Fan Factor went up to 6
Treasury after purchases is 80,000
New Team Value: 1,870,000 Final Team Treasury: 80,000

UH… The Dice were with me!???

OMG(GOSH) HOW STUPID does that sound.

Can’t do it, entertaining game Chumpster, Enjoyed it a bunch, only complaint was how pathetic the “goblin throw” event went.  Need to work on that.  Da Orcs dey bash, its what they do, like I said what a treat it is to have all that str 4 on pitch with you every game.  O YEAH, Big hats off, and honorary Silverbackz membership package and all the benefits it entails are being shipped out to your #13 skink, who had the sence enough to cower in the locker room 15 rounds of our 16 round game!!  Dat Boy Smrat er… Smaart… er Smarrt...YOUs knows whots I is talkin bout!!! says Stinky the Troll.