DateTeamsScoreCasualtiesFansSeason
06-07-2009 Steeltown Renegades vs Mean Machine 3 - 4 3 - 1 37,000 Season 4
Steeltown Renegades Comments

Winnings: 20,000 Inducements: 0
Player #19 Ralph “Papa” Thorson(1) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player #13 Conner wildman Floyd(2) CMP: 2
Player #47 Angus“IHG” O’Reilly(5) CMP: 4
Player #80Kayne QuickRoberts(9) TD: 2
Player #87JethroKING KONG Brody(10) TD: 1 MVP: 1
Player #63DominicPunisher Armstrong(14) CAS: 2
Player #70 Lachlan Dropper Brock(16) CAS: 1
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 2,730,000 Treasury: 170,000
Fan Factor stayed same at 8
Purchased 1 Assistant Coaches for 10,000
Treasury after purchases is 160,000
* New Farm Team Value: 2,020,000 Final Farm Team Treasury: 0
New Team Value: 2,740,000 Final Team Treasury: 160,000


*****

WORST NIGHTMARE OF A GAME HAS COME TRUE!!!

But that’s what PREMIER LEAGUE BLOOD BOWL is all about.  All you rookies take note, bad things happen, DEAL WITH IT!
Ogie and my str4 blitzer on the sideline for the match.
460k in value eating hot dogs, and drinking cool refreshing h2o all game.
That would be huge, because sweltering heat was the forecast on game day, (made more interesting, because it was a night game)
Added to this disaster, we are playing the magic man, coach gensix, and his convicts.
team values were only 50k apart, took and recieved a most useless card.
All in all I can’t complain, BUT I WILL.  The Renegades playing without there defensive leader, and team captain, played some inspired ball, out hitting the vastly superior, machine players. And winning casualty battle 3 to 1.
However we were robbed of a most warranted tie, by the Doug Flutie-like bottom of turn 8 play from the machine.
One for the ages, But next time, Ogie is in play, and as you all know, or if you have never played against the “Alpha Male”.  That ogre is one mean SOB!!!

(Strong Ogre Blocker)
Shame on you all!!!! LOL
Kep glad your back!!

Mean Machine Comments

Winnings: 80,000 Inducements: 0
Player Paul Crewe(1) CMP: 2
Player Murphy “Murph” Dunne(2) CMP: 2
Player Willie “Stix” Hall(4) TD: 2
Player Samson(7) CAS: 1
Player Joey Battle(8) Injury: Niggler
Player Grimmy (11) TD: 2 MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Break Tackle
Player Hank “C-Block” Gross(15) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Tommy “2” Tubbs(16) Injury: Badly Hurt
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 2,290,000 Treasury: 150,000
Fan Factor went up to 12
Hired Jocque Battle(8) in position Blitzer for 90,000
Treasury after purchases is 60,000
Retired Joey Battle(8) to coaching staff
* New Farm Team Value: 1,460,000 Final Farm Team Treasury: 0
New Team Value: 2,220,000 Final Team Treasury: 60,000


*****

The bright orange correctional bus headed down the road to Steeltown…

“Alright ladies..  Time to sack up and get with the program.  We are going against what some say is the best human team in the league.  Now I think that’s just a bunch of hogwash, and this Mean Machine we have worked so hard to build is going to take that notion right out of all of these ridiculas sports writer’s columns.”

“Uhhh, coach...?  What about that monster of an oger?  He’s a full hobbit taller than Grimmy, and rumor is he eats an entire cow before each game.”

“Mr. Battle, stow that scared school girl crap!  Don’t you worry about that beast O-gie.  Scouting reports tell us that a fan in the previous game took out that orge with a well placed rock to the head, or crotch, or somewhere...”

As the bus came to a stop, the convicts filed out of the bus past the guards.  In passing coach, Samson leaned in and murmered “Good thing that fan had some good luck with a rock against O-gie.”

“Luck Mr. Samson?  I don’t believe in luck Mr. Samson.”

As Samson looked at the coach, he noticed a sinister smirk crack on the weathered face and a glance towards the back of the bus.  As he turned around, he caught a qwick wink or recognition from the Machine’s star thrower, Paul crewe.

“You see Mr. Samson, a man has to craft his own fortunes in this world.”

With that, the convicts filed out of the bus and headed to the pitch, screaming and hollering in excitement as the smeel of the fresh cut grass of the pitch and the heat of the night brought out the very best in them.

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