Winnings: 50,000 Inducements: 0
Player Hapi(3) CAS: 1
Player Grauballe Man(7) CMP: 1 Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Scapula(11) MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Sure Hands
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,280,000 Treasury: 130,000
Fan Factor stayed same at 4
Treasury after purchases is 130,000
New Team Value: 1,280,000 Final Team Treasury: 130,000

In a lopsided defeat tonight, the Khemri were humiliated at every TURN tonight.  Outscored four to nothing on the pitch, with three fewer casualties inflicted than their opponents.  Coach Parson stated, “no amount of brilliant coaching could overcome the great god of dices which screwed up our dice and made us roll as bad as possible for countless numbers of turns.”

When asked about the events of tonight’s game, another anonymous member of the OB coaching staff also replied that, “Of course we are doing everything we can to figure this one out.  We will all be looking at film this week in order to analyse exactly what went wrong.”

When querried about the demonstration after the event, a group of fans outside the stadium stated, “The Sister clerics of Nuffle were obviously granted some higher power over the undead tonight.  How fair was that?  Over eighteen-thousand of us didn’t come here to watch a crusade.  We want to see a bloody football game.” Another inebriated fan asked if any members of the sisters were currently seeing someone and if they were free to please call 555-####. 

Finally, despite the number of women present on the pitch, there was only one woman available for interview on the streets outside the stadium immediately following the game.  This bloodbowl fan, identified only as Marge stated: “On this very night, ten years ago, on this same stretch of road, in a dense fog, just like this, I saw the worst accident I ever seen.  There was this sound, like a garbage truck, dropped off the empire state building.  And when they finally pulled the drivers body, from the twistted, burning wreck, it looked like, this...”

I couldn’t put it any better than that, this game was absolutely the worst accident I ever seen as well.

Winnings: 70,000 Inducements: 0
Player Sister Tabatha(3) TD: 2 Takes Skill(s): +1 AG
Player Sister Kamile(5) MVP: 1
Player Sister Clementine(6) CAS: 1
Player Sister Roxey(7) CAS: 3
Player Sister Maxine(10) CMP: 1 TD: 2 Takes Skill(s): Block
Player Sister Christie(12) Injury: Badly Hurt
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,600,000 Treasury: 200,000
Fan Factor stayed same at 4
Treasury after purchases is 200,000
New Team Value: 1,600,000 Final Team Treasury: 200,000

“Sister Margaritte, what is with these Oath Breakers?  Undead, necromantic?  I haven’t seent heir kind before.”

“Sister Maxine, they hail from a land beyond our borders.  They are the undead monsters of Khemri.  Mummies and tomb skeletons from ancient times.”

“What are they doing playing Bloodbowl?  They move very slow and don’t seem to have much coordination to handle the ball.  I mean, they are slower than us it looks like.”

“They can hit hard Sister Maxine.  You see those Mummies over there?  They each hit as hard as an orge. Not only that, they also can regenerate even the most fatal of casualties.”

“Well then Sister Roxey, you will simply have to hit them hard and hit them often!”

“Sisters!!!  Hear this prayer to Nuffle, and ask for wisdom.  ‘Let us take to Your pitch this evening follow the tenants of Sound Defence and Holy Hitting.  If in following these tenants You bless us with enough scores to conquer these undead from the sands, then we will give thanks!’”

“Follow the path of abscence, and do not take the hitting that the Oath Breakers can demonstrate.  Do not not fear the cage that holds the ball, for it is in breaking that cage provides victory on the pitch in which we honor Nuffle!”

“We say this in Nuffle’s name!!!”

And with that, the Sistersstood up from their prayer and let out a battle howl that filled the stadium.  As if in response to the call to battle, the heavens opened up and rain poured down.