Winnings: 50,000 Inducements: 0
Player Duamutef(1) INT: 1
Player Kebechsenef(2) CAS: 1
Player Hapi(3) CAS: 1 Takes Skill(s): Break Tackle
Player Imsety(4) MVP: 1
Player Boris Karloff(5) CAS: 1
Player Phalanx(9) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Maxilla(12) Injury: Badly Hurt
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,300,000 Treasury: 180,000
Fan Factor went up to 5
Purchased 1 rerolls for 140,000
Hired Mandible(14) in position Skeleton for 30,000
Treasury after purchases is 10,000
New Team Value: 1,400,000 Final Team Treasury: 10,000

It was a monumental clash between David and Goliath once again at the Field House tonight.  The upstart Oath Breakers from Khemri were the featured challenger under a waxing crescent moon.  It was 85 degrees with perfect bloodbowl weather at kickoff with a gentle breeze blowing in from the northwest.

Winning the coin toss the OB opted to receive in the first half but were unable to stave off those leaping lizards.  It was starting to look like another dirty fight when #2 Kebechsnef and Son of Short Sheet got into a pushing match that resulted in a badly hurt.  Fans of these two teams will recall that bad blood was spilled when, during their first matchup this year, Duamutef “accidentally” killed Sam Shirt Sheet Swan Senior during a swealtering heat.

“We were ready for anything going into the second half,” stated tonight’s MVP Imsety, “that is except the Blitz they put on us.” Before the fans had returned to their seats the Chumps had a 2-0 lead and looked hungry for more.

Boris Karloff and Happi both got into the action with a couple of late hits and Mummy Duamutef intercepted the ball but to no avail as it was all too little too late.  In the end they didn’t even finish the game as a riot broke out at the beginning of the seventh period and the referees saw fit to let the clock roll out saving the Khemri any further embarressment on the night.

As the bus pulled away tonight the only comments to be heard from a dejected team of Khemri were in honor of the late Michael Jackson.  One team member stated, “I really never got into his music while I lived, but now that I’ve joined the undead team it kind of grows on you.”

“You hear the door slam and realize there’s nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand and wonder if you’ll ever see the sun
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl!
But all the while you hear the creature creeping up behind
You’re out of time

’Cause this is thriller, thriller night
There ain’t no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl
Thriller, thriller night
You’re fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

Night creatures calling, the dead start to walk in their masquerade
There’s no escaping the jaws of the alien this time
(They’re open wide)
This is the end of your life”

Winnings: 60,000 Inducements: 0
Player Son of Short Sheet(2) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Cliff "Cup Check" Clap(3) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Manny "Moon Em" Moore(5) CAS: 1
Player Wally “Wet Willy” Wanker(7) CAS: 1 Takes Skill(s): Dodge
Player Jay "Icy Hot Jock" Jam(8) CMP: 1 TD: 1
Player Dee "Dead Fish" Dire(9) TD: 1
Player Ferb "Flat Tire" Foust(10) TD: 1
Player Tripp "Tripper" Toes(12) CMP: 1
Player Pete "Prankster" Pot(13) MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Tackle
Player Ashton “Punk’d Boy-Toy” Kutcher(14) Injury: Badly Hurt
Spiraling Expenses: 40,000 Team Value: 2,210,000 Treasury: 120,000
Fan Factor went up to 9
Purchased 1 rerolls for 120,000
Treasury after purchases is 0
New Team Value: 2,270,000 Final Team Treasury: 0

Stepped into Scott’s world for a match...over 900K in inducements!!!!  Drastic Measure Card kept my best on the bench throughout the game…
Mummies are tough and regeneration is hard to keep people off the pitch...ten more games and this team is NOT going to be fun to play against!