Winnings: 50,000 Inducements: 0
Player Eddie Van Halen(1) CMP: 1
Player BB King(2) TD: 1 Takes Skill(s): Leap
Player Eric Clapton(5) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Peter Frampton(10) MVP: 1
Spiraling Expenses: 20,000 Team Value: 1,930,000 Treasury: 100,000
Fan Factor went down to 7
Treasury after purchases is 100,000
New Team Value: 1,930,000 Final Team Treasury: 100,000

Winnings: 70,000 Inducements: 0
Player Nosaj the Lysdexic(1) MVP: 1
Player Harley “Hand-buzzer” Hughes(6) CAS: 1
Player Ferb "Flat Tire" Foust(10) TD: 1
Player Wes "Whoopie" Wind(11) TD: 1
Player Tripp "Tripper" Toes(12) CMP: 1
Spiraling Expenses: 40,000 Team Value: 2,290,000 Treasury: 40,000
Fan Factor went up to 9
Treasury after purchases is 40,000
New Team Value: 2,290,000 Final Team Treasury: 40,000

Thought this could be a bad omen...I pull up to the arena.  I get out of my truck - only to have a tree limb smack me upside the head...ALREADY getting pummeled by the Tree-man, great!  So the beginning of the game, the god’s were watching as Slaanesh’s Party Chariot rolls in and grants the Warcows with a cheerleader.  The COWS and CHUMPS were quite distracted by the out-of-this-world beauty.  NOSAJ the Lysdexic swore she was makin’ googly-eyes at HIM while the arrogance of elves was displayed by their prancing around the pitch to catch her eye with a quick 2-turn score. The posturing resulted in a RIIIIOOOOTTT!  Where did the time go...could’ve spent much more time checkin’ her out!?!?  HALF

After a verbal beating, the Chumps came out ready to hit.  The Cows spent most the half stunned by the turn-around in focus.  A series of failed rolls by both teams made the coaches start to wonder if the first overtime game was on its way...when...out of nowhere; Wes “Whoopie Cushion” passed some Wind and scampered in for the go ahead score.  In spite of the little guy’s coming to the rescue, loner NOSAJ grabbed the MVP trophy in one hand and the Slaanesh god’s buxom cheerleader over the shoulder...hopped into the Slaanesh’s Party Chariot and disappeared for the next couple weeks to an undisclosed campground in Idaho.  Let’s hope Slaanesh is not to unhappy when she returns to compare “Prehensile Tails”...if you know what I mean!