The Shooting Starbucks
# Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills IJ CMP TD INT CAS MVP SPP Cost
1 Snatch Harrel Blitzer 7 3 3 8 Block, Dodge, Strip Ball   0 2 0 5 2 26 140,000
2 Brick Braggs Lineman 6 3 3 8 Block, Guard, Tackle   1 0 0 6 4 33 120,000
3 Bruise Banter Lineman 6 3 3 8 Block, Tackle   0 0 0 3 4 26 90,000
4 John Toss Thrower 6 3 3 8 Accurate, Block, Hail Mary Pass, Leader, Pass, Strong Arm, Sure Hands   56 1 0 6 1 76 180,000
5 Chris Walters Catcher 8 2 4 7 +1 AG, Block, Catch, Dodge, Side Step, Sprint, Sure Feet   1 27 0 1 3 99 190,000
6 Frank Emmit Catcher 8 2 3 7 Catch, Dodge N 0 0 0 1 0 2 70,000
7 Url (TheBoyWhoLived) Ogre 5 5 2 8 Block, Bone-head, Break Tackle, Loner, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate -1 AV 0 1 0 14 2 41 210,000
8 George Smith Catcher 8 3 4 7 +1 AG, +1 ST, Block, Catch, Dodge, Sure Feet   4 10 0 2 4 58 200,000
9 Payton Sanders Catcher 8 2 3 7 Block, Catch, Dodge, Sprint, Sure Feet   3 7 0 1 1 31 130,000
10 Joe Pitch Thrower 6 3 3 8 Accurate, Block, Dodge, Dump-Off, Nerves of Steel, Pass, Sure Hands   51 3 0 3 5 91 180,000
11 Rip Carlson Blitzer 7 3 3 8 Block, Guard N 0 0 0 1 2 12 110,000
12 Bash Bardel II Lineman 6 3 3 8     0 1 0 1 0 5 50,000
13 Hop Rodgers Blitzer 7 3 3 8 Block, Dodge, Guard, Tackle   4 5 0 2 2 33 160,000
14 Dash Brians Blitzer 8 3 3 8 +1 MA, Block, Strip Ball   0 2 0 5 0 16 140,000
15 Butch Bueller II Lineman 6 3 3 8     0 0 0 0 1 5 50,000
16 Bart Bours Lineman 6 3 3 8     0 0 0 0 0 0 50,000
Team Name: The Shooting Starbucks Player Count: 13 Rerolls: 5 X 50,000 = 250,000
Race: Human Farm Team: Team Powerthirst! Fan Factor: 9 X 10,000 = 90,000
Treasury: 140,000 Theme Song: "Night Train" by Guns and Roses Assistant Coaches: 8 X 10,000 = 80,000
Coach: TOster Cheerleaders: 6 X 10,000 = 60,000
Division: Premier Apothecary: 1 X 50,000 = 50,000
Overall Record (W-L-T): 15 - 11 - 6 0.562 Team Value: 2,210,000

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DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
11-24-2011 Legion of DOOM 2 - 3 1 - 5 28,000 Season 7 Yes

Winnings: 50,000 Inducements: 0
Player Snatch Harrel(1) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Brick Braggs(2) MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Guard
Player Bruise Banter(3) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player John Toss(4) CMP: 2 Takes Skill(s): Block
Player Chris Walters(5) TD: 2
Player Frank Emmit(6) Injury: Niggler
Player Url (TheBoyWhoLived)(7) CAS: 1 Injury: -1 AV
Player George Smith(8) CMP: 1
Player Rip Carlson(11) Injury: Niggler
Player Hop Rodgers(13) Injury: Badly Hurt
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 2,420,000 Treasury: 140,000
Fan Factor stayed same at 9
Treasury after purchases is 140,000
* New Farm Team Value: 1,480,000 Final Farm Team Treasury: 70,000
New Team Value: 2,420,000 Final Team Treasury: 140,000


*****

Oof. Absolutely brutal game.  The loss is bearable, but 5 casualties, 2 nigglers and a minus one armor on Url is ROUGH.  The Starbucks are definitely down a notch for next game.

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
07-28-2010 Screamin Serafems 1 - 1 2 - 0 33,000 Season 6 Yes

Winnings: 10,000 Inducements: 0
Player John Toss(4) CMP: 6
Player Chris Walters(5) CAS: 1
Player Url (TheBoyWhoLived)(7) CAS: 1
Player Joe Pitch(10) CMP: 3
Player Rip Carlson(11) MVP: 1
Player Hop Rodgers(13) TD: 1 Takes Skill(s): Tackle
Player Butch Bueller(15) Injury: -1 ST
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 2,430,000 Treasury: 190,000
Fan Factor went down to 9
Hired Butch Bueller II(15) in position Lineman for 50,000
Hired Bash Bardel II(12) in position Lineman for 50,000
Treasury after purchases is 90,000
Retired Bash Bardel(12) to coaching staff
Retired Butch Bueller(15) to coaching staff
* New Farm Team Value: 1,320,000 Final Farm Team Treasury: 20,000
New Team Value: 2,410,000 Final Team Treasury: 90,000


*****

Wow.  What a game.  33,000 Roaring fans gets the game started.  We manage to bumble and bobble our way into the endzone once and that even just barely in the first half and the girls even it out in the second.  Walters was almost completely shut down except for inflicting his first casualty ever, and on the Strength 4 thrower (which was Badly Hurt and Apothecaried back into play).  Url garners another casualty and goes 16 CONSECUTIVE TURNS NO BONEHEAD this game.  WOW!  The throwers combined for a total of 9 completions and frequently were able to pick up the ball in 2 or 3 tackle zones without trouble.  Toss goes to 74 SPPs so close to that next skill.  The Blodging Guard blitzers adds tackle to his weapons.  Overall the game was the two players mostly trading gems, one making a 5+ pick up the ball roll without breaking a sweat and then the other going for it a half dozen times in a turn no worries, players consistently in the right place at the right time, blitzers scoring, catchers casualty causing.  A great game.  Maybe the most fun one the starbucks have ever played.  Truely enjoyable.

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
07-10-2010 Sotek's Specails 2 - 2 0 - 3 31,000 Season 6 Yes

Winnings: 30,000 Inducements: 0
Player Bruise Banter(3) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player John Toss(4) CMP: 3
Player Chris Walters(5) TD: 1 Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Url (TheBoyWhoLived)(7) CAS: 1
Player George Smith(8) Injury: Serious Injury
Player Rip Carlson(11) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Hop Rodgers(13) TD: 1
Player Bart Bours(16) MVP: 1
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 2,310,000 Treasury: 180,000
Fan Factor went down to 10
Treasury after purchases is 180,000
* New Farm Team Value: 1,150,000 Final Farm Team Treasury: 70,000
New Team Value: 2,310,000 Final Team Treasury: 180,000*** Season changed from 35 to 34


*****

Wow.  Crazy first game in Premier.  Lizardmen are still the one thing that I absolutely hate to play against.  A tie isn’t bad all things considered.  Took the ball first half and Walter’s took off to run it in in turn two despite the Skink with Diving Tackle.  That gave him enough time to score in the first as well.  He took the two turn score to start the second half with some luck and his defense left one of my blitzers open downfield not realizing I had a hail mary passer which let me score in the bottom of turn 8 for the tie.  All in all I believe he surfed 6 or 7 guys including Url at least twice which in hindsight he could not have done since Url has Stand Firm (doh!).  I’m down the +1ST catcher for next game which is rough but not bad for escaping the Lizards mostly unscathed.

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
05-31-2010 Grumpy Miners 1 - 0 6 - 0 4,000 Dungeon Bowl 10 Yes

Commissioner Unconfirmed matches clean up.
Rolled Results:
Casualties against:
#
SPP assigned to the following player
Casualties cause by:
#12
#8
#14 (rolled 7 - took Strip Ball...let me know if you want to change it)
#10
#10
#3
Touchdowns:
#8
MVP:
#8 (rolled 11 - Took the +1 AG...let me know if you want to change it)

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
05-31-2010 Oath Breakers 1 - 0 2 - 1 4,000 Season 6 Yes

Commissioner Unconfirmed matches clean up.
Rolled Results:
Casualties against:
#16 - Badly Hurt
SPP assigned to the following player
Casualties cause by:
#6
#13
Touchdowns:
#12
MVP:
#10

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
05-31-2010 Storm Of Mjolnir 1 - 0 2 - 2 4,000 Dungeon Bowl 10 Yes

Winnings: 110,000 Inducements: 0
Player Brick Braggs(2) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Bruise Banter(3) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player John Toss(4) CAS: 2
Player Chris Walters(5) TD: 1 MVP: 1
Player Url(7) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player George Smith(8) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Payton Sanders(9) Injury: Badly Hurt
Spiraling Expenses: 50,000 Team Value: 2,470,000 Treasury: 150,000
Fan Factor stayed same at 11
Treasury after purchases is 150,000
New Team Value: 2,470,000 Final Team Treasury: 150,000Team goes Premier


*****

Allllllright ladies and gentlemen.  Hello and welcome to the Dungeon Bowl 2010 Consolation Championship.  The wizards colleges look on with interest as four teams compete to maintain some of their honor after sad showings in the first round in the Dungeon.
--———————-
And about 45 minutes in it looks like the Storm of Mjolnir could wrap it all up right here folks.  Sven the Postman takes off into the end zone and… *Poof* Oh no!  The Chaos Gods do not smile on the Storm tonight as the ball clone in Svens hands vanishes.  The Dwarves have now found the real ball but sit in the center of the Dungeon sufficiently tied up with the Storm as the Oath Breakers and Shooting Starbucks play defense and cower in corners waiting for the other two teams to beat each other half to death. 
--———————-
Now over three hours in there are four or five dwarves left in the dungeon and most of the storm’s star players have teleported out to have a party in space lamenting the ball clone.  A mummy has fallen victim to a pit with an exceptionally spiky bottom and has been reported dead.  The Starbucks have come out of their corner to fight the now seriously limping Dwarves in the center of the dungeon.  Url the Ogre blitzes a helpless dwarf and… Oh My!  He takes a false step and slips and falls into a river of lava.  And Url has now been reported dead as well!  The ball which we now know to be the true one is popped loose and randomly teleported.  The Starbucks’ Chris Walters sprints to it, picks it up and teleports with it.  Walters gets clobbered and the Storm now has the ball within range of thinking of a touchdown and just some mummies to fight through.
--———————-
Now over 4 hours in and the storm is within a turn of the endzone.  Mars stands and blitzes a mummy out of the way.  The Storm ball carrier dodges away from a human blitzer, dodges into the mummy’s zone, dodges into the endzone and… falls dropping the ball in the back corner of the mummies endzone.  The mummies manage to secure the bouncing ball in the endzone… their own and look up to find themselves cornered.  The dwarves cant yet get close enough to take a shot.  The Shooting Starbucks team swarms in.  A one dice block to push a skeleton out of the way… A one dice blitz on the ball carrier in the endzone.  The ball is loose.  It bounces on to the downed Mars, onto the downed Storm player who had fallen into the endzone, onto a human lineman outside the endzone in two tackle zones, onto the human blitzer in the endzone in three tackle zones, onto a skeleton in four tackle zones, no one can catch it, onto the Humans Star Player Chris Walters in the endzone in three tackle zones… Mummies and skeletons hold him back by both ankles and his strong right arm but his left reaches for the ball.  His fingers curl around the tip of the ball and...... *poof* the wizards teleport the favored champion Shooting Starbucks out of the dungeon.  Chris Walters is named MVP and granted a healing potion which he sprints to the teams apothecary.  The get a giant ladle and scoop what’s left of Url’s charred bones from the river of lava.  The apothecary applies the potion and all watch tensely as flesh reforms around the bones.  The Ogres eyes spring open and he leaps to his feet with a roar.  Worry not big cousin Ogie and Milt.  Little Url will fight again a day older and a hundred lifetimes wiser.  The Shooting Starbucks rise to the Premier league and Team Powerthirst joins the ranks of the farm teams.  Here we go again!

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
05-29-2010 Death Squad 0 - 1 1 - 0 4,000 Dungeon Bowl 10 Yes

Winnings: 120,000 Inducements: 0
Player John Toss(4) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Chris Walters(5) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Frank Emmit(6) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Url(7) CAS: 1
Player Joe Pitch(10) MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Dump-Off
Player Hop Rodgers(13) Injury: Badly Hurt
Spiraling Expenses: 40,000 Team Value: 2,330,000 Treasury: 280,000
Fan Factor stayed same at 11
Purchased 1 rerolls for 100,000
Purchased 2 Assistant Coaches for 20,000
Purchased 2 Cheerleaders for 20,000
Hired Bart Bours(16) in position Lineman for 50,000
Treasury after purchases is 90,000
New Team Value: 2,470,000 Final Team Treasury: 90,000


*****

Wow.  This dungeon thing is rough.  4 Badly Hurts all but one of which was inflicted by teleporters.  Once was a pick up the ball and handoff from the win.  Once was a 2+ dodge and two go for its away.  Couldn’t pick up the ball.  Couldn’t go for it with sure feet.  Couldn’t catch a break teleporting and… look behind you it Y’mir! Ouch.  Rough night and the kids take the table. Consolation bracket soon to come.

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
04-17-2010 Grumpy Miners 3 - 1 3 - 0 33,000 Season 5 Yes

Winnings: 80,000 Inducements: 0
Player Snatch Harrel(1) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player John Toss(4) CMP: 1 CAS: 1
Player Chris Walters(5) TD: 2 Takes Skill(s): Side Step
Player Url(7) CAS: 2 Takes Skill(s): Stand Firm
Player George Smith(8) MVP: 1 Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Joe Pitch(10) CMP: 2 TD: 1
Spiraling Expenses: 40,000 Team Value: 2,300,000 Treasury: 200,000
Fan Factor went up to 11
Treasury after purchases is 200,000
New Team Value: 2,300,000 Final Team Treasury: 200,000


*****

Wow.  Fantastic Game for the starbucks.  Nasty showing for the Grumpy boys.  His inducements entailed a card he didn’t want to use.  A bribe which didn’t help (cause Url put a Niggler on the Deathroller in its first drive) and a two Bloodwiser Babes which failed him one out of the three times he needed them.  That along with the fact that he couldn’t string together for consecutive successful rolls was devastating.  I was up 2-0 and he needed one GFI to make it 2-1.  He failed, fell, dropped the ball, and two turns later it’s 3-0.  Nasty.  Walters and Url skill up although both just basic skills.  Pitch is two points shy of another one and two blitzers within 6 points of skills.  6-2-2 on the season and now quite comfortably over .500.  Roll on boys!

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
03-24-2010 Storm Of Mjolnir 2 - 1 3 - 1 35,000 Season 5 Yes

Winnings: 50,000 Inducements: 0
Player Snatch Harrel(1) MVP: 1
Player Brick Braggs(2) CAS: 1
Player Bruise Banter(3) CAS: 1
Player Chris Walters(5) TD: 2
Player Url(7) CAS: 1 Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Joe Pitch(10) CMP: 2
Spiraling Expenses: 40,000 Team Value: 2,250,000 Treasury: 160,000
Fan Factor went up to 10
Treasury after purchases is 160,000
New Team Value: 2,250,000 Final Team Treasury: 160,000


*****

Oh… Mah Gosh.  Ok so just to get it out of the way straight off.  I delayed a touchdown in the first half and a touchdown in the second half by one turn each risk free when I could have walked into the endzone.  I did this because I felt that him having one less turn to score would prevent him from scoring.  It worked.  Aside from that it was an awesome game.  Bloody.  I inflicted 3 casualties in the first turn and no more and Ymir Badly Hurt Url in the last turn.  But each team had 4 or 5 guys KO’d at one point or another.  Overall team record stays and even secures above .500 and I have finally felled one of the big scary giants of the league.  4 guys within 5 points of skilling up.  That becomes absolutely essential this close to the playoffs.  Almost time.

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
02-13-2010 Oath Breakers 2 - 2 1 - 4 32,000 Season 5 Yes

Winnings: 70,000 Inducements: 0
Player Snatch Harrel(1) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Brick Braggs(2) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Bruise Banter(3) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Chris Walters(5) TD: 1
Player Payton Sanders(9) TD: 1 Takes Skill(s): Sprint
Player Joe Pitch(10) CMP: 2 MVP: 1
Player Hop Rodgers(13) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Dash Brians (14) CAS: 1
Spiraling Expenses: 40,000 Team Value: 2,250,000 Treasury: 150,000
Fan Factor stayed same at 9
Treasury after purchases is 150,000
New Team Value: 2,250,000 Final Team Treasury: 150,000


*****

Mummies are definitely going to take some getting used to.  There’s just no avoiding all of those heavy hitters even at movement 3.  This is a tough team to beat.  Another tough break for the tie here as once again the game result was changed in the 8th turn of the second half but that seems to happen to the starbucks.  Picked up another skill on a catcher and those boys are getting pricey.  Fan Factor stays and team value doesn’t change too much plus added some to the treasury.  Overall goes to 4-2-2 with 3 games yet to play.  Would love another win before the bowl begins.

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
02-06-2010 Death Squad 3 - 0 4 - 0 24,000 Season 5 Yes

Winnings: 50,000 Inducements: 0
Player Snatch Harrel(1) MVP: 1
Player John Toss(4) CMP: 2
Player Chris Walters(5) TD: 2
Player Url(7) CAS: 2
Player George Smith(8) CAS: 1
Player Joe Pitch(10) CMP: 2
Player Hop Rodgers(13) CMP: 1
Player Dash Brians (14) TD: 1 CAS: 1 Takes Skill(s): +1 MA
Spiraling Expenses: 40,000 Team Value: 2,210,000 Treasury: 90,000
Fan Factor went up to 8
Treasury after purchases is 90,000
New Team Value: 2,210,000 Final Team Treasury: 90,000


*****

Alright.  Well out casuality’d him 4 to nothing and won the game giving up no points.  Blitzer rolled a 10 and is now movement 8. Awesome.  Spiraling expenses eating up most of my winnings but that’s alright, just banking for the jump to the Big Leagues.

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
02-05-2010 Dark Blessings 2 - 0 0 - 0 4,000 Season 5 Yes

Winnings: 40,000 Inducements: 0
Player Chris Walters(5) TD: 1
Player Payton Sanders(9) MVP: 1
Player Joe Pitch(10) TD: 1
Spiraling Expenses: 40,000 Team Value: 2,230,000 Treasury: 120,000
Fan Factor stayed same at 9
Treasury after purchases is 120,000
New Team Value: 2,230,000 Final Team Treasury: 120,000


*****

So I was told by Scott to enter a game versus Dark Blessings with a result of a 2-0 victory and give star player points based on randomly assigning 2TDs and an MVP.  So that’s what I did.  Yup.

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
02-05-2010 Grandpa's Guitar Stand 3 - 0 1 - 0 22,000 Season 5 Yes

Winnings: 70,000 Inducements: 0
Player John Toss(4) CMP: 1
Player George Smith(8) CMP: 1 TD: 1 MVP: 1
Player Payton Sanders(9) CMP: 1 TD: 1 CAS: 1
Player Joe Pitch(10) CMP: 2
Player Dash Brians (14) TD: 1
Spiraling Expenses: 40,000 Team Value: 2,220,000 Treasury: 120,000
Fan Factor went up to 9
Treasury after purchases is 120,000
New Team Value: 2,220,000 Final Team Treasury: 120,000


*****

So no skill increases this game, but it’s a victory and several people including the ogre getting very close to skilling up.  This win takes the team to a career record of .500.  Woo!

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
02-03-2010 Aces High 2 - 3 3 - 0 26,000 Season 5 Yes

Winnings: 60,000 Inducements: 0
Player Brick Braggs(2) CAS: 1
Player John Toss(4) CMP: 2 CAS: 1
Player George Smith(8) CMP: 1 TD: 1 Takes Skill(s): +1 ST
Player Joe Pitch(10) CMP: 1 CAS: 1 Takes Skill(s): Dodge
Player Hop Rodgers(13) TD: 1 MVP: 1
Spiraling Expenses: 30,000 Team Value: 2,180,000 Treasury: 80,000
Fan Factor stayed same at 7
Treasury after purchases is 80,000
New Team Value: 2,180,000 Final Team Treasury: 80,000


*****

AH!  Lost the game second half of turn 8.  It was a tight and tense one.  Casualty-d two guys in one round at one point and brought him to his brink on fielding 11 but in the end the elves dodge again. AH! Anyways, BOXCARS ON A HUMAN CATCHER!!!!! and doubles on a thrower.  Not half bad. More blodge, value approaches 2.2.  By the way two Nigglers and a MNG… Whoever plays them next… YOU’RE WELCOME.

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
01-25-2010 Steeltown Stompers 1 - 1 0 - 4 30,000 Season 5 Yes

Winnings: 60,000 Inducements: 0
Player Bruise Banter(3) MVP: 1 Injury: Badly Hurt
Player John Toss(4) CMP: 4 Takes Skill(s): Hail Mary Pass
Player George Smith(8) TD: 1
Player Joe Pitch(10) CMP: 2 Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Rip Carlson(11) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Dash Brians (14) Injury: Serious Injury
Spiraling Expenses: 20,000 Team Value: 2,020,000 Treasury: 50,000
Fan Factor went down to 7
Treasury after purchases is 50,000
New Team Value: 2,020,000 Final Team Treasury: 50,000


*****

Wow.  Alright.  Started off great.  First drive he got perfect defense and set up hardcore against my overload offense and I fought him for two turns then handed to a Thrower who threw to a Catcher for a runaway reverse.  Beautiful.  Second quarter he failed at picking up the ball and quick passes.  He rolled 1-1 on rerolled dice like 3 or 4 times in the last 4 turns of the first half and I was darn near scoring again.  Second half he kinda rammed it down my throat for a pretty easy score and then my offense looked like his as my picking up the ball, 3+ dodges with rerolls, and the like failed me and he almost scored again, but alas I was able to hold him back just enough.  Took 4 casualties, but the worst is a single MNG.  A tie against a team like this is more than acceptable.

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
01-23-2010 The Weepin' Wompers 3 - 1 2 - 0 24,000 Season 5 Yes

Winnings: 50,000 Inducements: 0
Player Brick Braggs(2) CAS: 1
Player Bruise Banter(3) MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Tackle
Player John Toss(4) CMP: 2
Player Chris Walters(5) TD: 1
Player George Smith(8) TD: 1
Player Payton Sanders(9) TD: 1 Takes Skill(s): Block
Player Joe Pitch(10) CMP: 2
Player Hop Rodgers(13) TD: 1 Takes Skill(s): Dodge
Spiraling Expenses: 20,000 Team Value: 2,030,000 Treasury: 110,000
Fan Factor went up to 8
Purchased 1 rerolls for 100,000
Treasury after purchases is 10,000
New Team Value: 2,080,000 Final Team Treasury: 10,000


*****

A solid game for the Starbucks going to .500 on the season and almost .500 career.  Team value tops 2mil but I gain two more Blodgers and another Block/Tackle guy.

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
01-02-2010 Chicken & Chumplin's 0 - 3 0 - 0 32,000 Season 5 Yes

Winnings: 40,000 Inducements: 0
Player John Toss(4) CMP: 2 MVP: 1
Player Joe Pitch(10) CMP: 2
Spiraling Expenses: 20,000 Team Value: 1,960,000 Treasury: 80,000
Fan Factor stayed same at 7
Treasury after purchases is 80,000
New Team Value: 1,960,000 Final Team Treasury: 80,000


*****

Brutal game.  Still just can’t figure out how to handle lizardmen.  Not how we wanted the season to start but at least the whole team’s healthy.  Value’s through the roof, but nowhere near some of the other season 5 teams.

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
08-09-2009 Ol' Mcdonald's WARCOWS 2 - 1 2 - 0 29,000 Season 5 Yes

Winnings: 60,000 Inducements: 0
Player Snatch Harrel(1) CAS: 1 Takes Skill(s): Dodge
Player John Toss(4) CMP: 1 CAS: 1
Player Payton Sanders(9) TD: 1
Player Joe Pitch(10) CMP: 3
Player Hop Rodgers(13) TD: 1
Player Dash Brians (14) CAS: 1
Spiraling Expenses: 20,000 Team Value: 1,950,000 Treasury: 60,000
Fan Factor went up to 7
Treasury after purchases is 60,000
New Team Value: 1,950,000 Final Team Treasury: 60,000


*****

Alrite.  Season 5 off to quite a start for the Starbucks.  The Strip Ball Blitzer gets Dodge on Doubles and the team nears a career .500.  Value nearing 2 million.

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
08-05-2009 The Sewer Rats 5 - 2 1 - 0 27,000 Season 5 Yes

Winnings: 60,000 Inducements: 0
Player Brick Braggs(2) MVP: 1
Player John Toss(4) CMP: 2
Player Url(7) TD: 1
Player George Smith(8) TD: 3 Takes Skill(s): Sure Feet
Player Payton Sanders(9) TD: 1
Player Joe Pitch(10) CMP: 3
Player Hop Rodgers(13) CMP: 1 CAS: 1
Spiraling Expenses: 10,000 Team Value: 1,850,000 Treasury: 130,000
Fan Factor went up to 6
Purchased 1 rerolls for 100,000
Purchased 1 Assistant Coaches for 10,000
Treasury after purchases is 20,000
New Team Value: 1,910,000 Final Team Treasury: 20,000


*****

Alright.  Season 5 off to a good start.  5 Touchdowns makes for my best game yet.  Smith goes skill up and Url scores his first touchdown ever.  The Ogre caused a fumble halfway down the field and caught the bouncing ball in 3 tackle zones!  Then connect 3 successful dodges (with Break Tackle of course) and two Go For Its to get into the end zone in the last round.  Very nice.

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
06-27-2009 The Sewer Rats 3 - 2 3 - 0 32,000 Season 4 Yes

Winnings: 40,000 Inducements: 0
Player Snatch Harrel(1) TD: 1
Player John Toss(4) CMP: 4 Takes Skill(s): Strong Arm
Player Chris Walters(5) TD: 1 Takes Skill(s): +1 AG
Player Url(7) CAS: 2
Player Joe Pitch(10) CMP: 1 MVP: 1
Player Hop Rodgers(13) CMP: 1
Player Dash Brians (14) CAS: 1
Spiraling Expenses: 10,000 Team Value: 1,820,000 Treasury: 80,000
Fan Factor went up to 5
Treasury after purchases is 80,000
New Team Value: 1,820,000 Final Team Treasury: 80,000*** Fans changed from 28,000 to 32,000

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
06-20-2009 Sisters of the Twilight 1 - 3 0 - 2 25,000 Season 4 Yes

Winnings: 40,000 Inducements: 0
Player John Toss(4) CMP: 1 Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Chris Walters(5) TD: 1
Player Joe Pitch(10) CMP: 3 MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Block
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,750,000 Treasury: 50,000
Fan Factor stayed same at 4
Treasury after purchases is 50,000
New Team Value: 1,750,000 Final Team Treasury: 50,000


*****

Bleh!  I hate elves.  Picked up one skill n a few more SPPs n money in the bank but this games rough.  Movement 10 catchers with sprint sure feet and leap really?!  Yikes.  Plus everybody dodging on a 2, passing on a 2, catching on a two.  Yuck.  Well… no injuries at least.  Hopefully more to come.  I think I should be paying spiraling expenses now, but it doesn’t seem to have done that.

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
06-11-2009 Screamin Serafems 3 - 1 1 - 0 24,000 Season 4 Yes

Winnings: 40,000 Inducements: 0
Player John Toss(4) CMP: 2
Player Chris Walters(5) TD: 3
Player George Smith(8) MVP: 1
Player Joe Pitch(10) CMP: 3
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,700,000 Treasury: 90,000
Fan Factor went up to 4
Purchased 1 Cheerleaders for 10,000
Hired Frank Emmit(6) in position Catcher for 70,000
Treasury after purchases is 10,000
Retired Frank Emmit(6) to coaching staff
New Team Value: 1,700,000 Final Team Treasury: 10,000


*****

WOW.  Dice absolutely hated Gage.  Maybe for the first time to.  I mean I broke armor 7 consistently, so I did ok, but he was wasting re-rolls, failing dodges, and and falling on GFIs so much you could basically count on it.  Ouch man.  Absolutely miserable by the end.  Good to have another W despite no new skills.

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
06-10-2009 Chumpster's Chumps 0 - 3 0 - 5 24,000 Season 4 Yes

Winnings: 60,000 Inducements: 0
Player Brick Braggs(2) Injury: Serious Injury
Player Bruise Banter(3) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player John Toss(4) CMP: 5
Player Url(7) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player George Smith(8) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Rip Carlson(11) MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Guard
Player Hop Rodgers(13) Injury: Badly Hurt
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,600,000 Treasury: 60,000
Fan Factor stayed same at 3
Purchased 1 Cheerleaders for 10,000
Treasury after purchases is 50,000
New Team Value: 1,610,000 Final Team Treasury: 50,000


*****

Yikes!  Lizardmen built to full strength with Kroxigor and 6 Saurus are intense.  Incredibly lucky to have a team to field next game.  5 Casualties on me and the worst is a MNG along with 4 BadlyHurt.  Got real lucky there.  Near useless game for me.  Another loss and only 10 SPPs over the whole team, but we did put Guard on another Blitzer and picked up 60,000 for the treasury.

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
06-09-2009 Ol' Mcdonald's WARCOWS 3 - 1 1 - 1 23,000 Season 4 Yes

Winnings: 50,000 Inducements: 0
Player Snatch Harrel(1) TD: 1 CAS: 1
Player Bruise Banter(3) MVP: 1
Player John Toss(4) CMP: 1
Player Chris Walters(5) TD: 1
Player George Smith(8) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Payton Sanders(9) CMP: 1
Player Joe Pitch(10) TD: 1
Player Hop Rodgers(13) CMP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Guard
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,610,000 Treasury: 50,000
Fan Factor went up to 3
Hired Butch Bueller(1) in position Lineman for 50,000
Treasury after purchases is 0
New Team Value: 1,660,000 Final Team Treasury: 0


*****

Not a bad game overall.  Only one skill gained but we’re still building.  Picked up a new lineman.  Only one casualty and none for Url is disappointing.  Big guy KO’d no less than 4 or 5 stinking elves.  Another W though and fan factor goes to 3.

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
06-08-2009 Steeltown Stompers 2 - 3 1 - 4 22,000 Season 4 Yes

Winnings: 50,000 Inducements: 0
Player Bruise Banter(3) CAS: 1 Takes Skill(s): Block
Player John Toss(4) CMP: 1
Player Chris Walters(5) TD: 2 Takes Skill(s): Sprint
Player Frank Emmit(6) Injury: Niggler
Player Url(7) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Joe Pitch(10) CMP: 2
Player Bash Bardel(12) Injury: -1 AG
Player Hop Rodgers(13) MVP: 1 Injury: Badly Hurt
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,420,000 Treasury: 100,000
Fan Factor stayed same at 2
Purchased 1 rerolls for 100,000
Treasury after purchases is 0
New Team Value: 1,470,000 Final Team Treasury: 0*** Date changed from 2009-06-09 to 2009-06-08


*****

Inducements are definitely much less valuable then the skills they are meant to level out.  Yikes!  So many skills on all his guys.  Lucky I was still able to field ten guys by the end of the game.  I struck first and we traded scores til the end, but he smashed right through my team and had three or four casualties inflicted by one blitzer.  Yikes!

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
05-24-2009 Ol' Mcdonald's WARCOWS 4 - 0 2 - 2 22,000 Season 4 Yes

Winnings: 40,000 Inducements: 0
Player Snatch Harrel(1) CAS: 1 Takes Skill(s): Strip Ball
Player Brick Braggs(2) CMP: 1
Player John Toss(4) CMP: 1 TD: 1 Takes Skill(s): Leader
Player Chris Walters(5) TD: 3
Player Url(7) CAS: 1 MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Break Tackle Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Joe Pitch(10) CMP: 2 Takes Skill(s): Nerves of Steel Injury: Badly Hurt
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,480,000 Treasury: 60,000
Fan Factor went up to 2
Purchased 1 Assistant Coaches for 10,000
Treasury after purchases is 50,000
New Team Value: 1,490,000 Final Team Treasury: 50,000


*****

Wow.  Quite a game.  The elves couldn’t dodge against me to save their lives and some of my skills are really starting to pay off.  Full healthy team next game after 4 skill ups today.  Team value is soaring, but other than that I’m very happy.  Nice to get a good ‘ole W out of it.

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
05-21-2009 Plaguefather's Pandemic 2 - 2 1 - 1 13,000 Season 4 Yes

Winnings: 60,000 Inducements: 0
Player John Toss(4) CMP: 1 CAS: 1
Player Chris Walters(5) TD: 2 MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Block
Player Joe Pitch(10) CMP: 1
Player Rip Carlson(11) Injury: Serious Injury
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,210,000 Treasury: 120,000
Fan Factor stayed same at 1
Purchased 1 Cheerleaders for 10,000
Hired Dash Brians (14) in position Blitzer for 90,000
Treasury after purchases is 20,000
New Team Value: 1,310,000 Final Team Treasury: 20,000


*****

The dice hated him in the first half and in general he couldn’t break armor for anything.  I turned the only points in the first half and repeated early in the second half.  The tides turned as he put in 2 TDs in his last 5 turns including one off of a flubbed kick off return on my part.  Better dice this game on 2+ rolls.  Need a W here soon so I can fix my fan factor.  Rip’s out next game but I bought his replacement.  4 Blitzers on the field will definitely be nice.  Now to save up for some more re-rolls.

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
05-20-2009 Screamin Serafems 1 - 2 1 - 2 17,000 Season 4 Yes

Winnings: 50,000 Inducements: 0
Player Snatch Harrel(1) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Brick Braggs(2) MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Tackle
Player John Toss(4) CMP: 2 Injury: Badly Hurt
Player George Smith(8) TD: 1 Takes Skill(s): Block
Player Payton Sanders(9) CMP: 1 TD: 1 Takes Skill(s): Sure Feet
Player Joe Pitch(10) CMP: 3
Player Rip Carlson(11) CAS: 1
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,280,000 Treasury: 60,000
Fan Factor stayed same at 1
Treasury after purchases is 60,000
New Team Value: 1,280,000 Final Team Treasury: 60,000


*****

Dice Hate ME!  I just can’t roll a 2+.  Ever.  Even with re-rolls.  The guys with Sure Feet fall when they Go For It and my Throwers with Accurate fail Quick Passes.  Sad Day.  Oh Well, some more SPPs and 3 new skills, on one doubles, so yeah, not all bad I guess.

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
05-16-2009 The Sewer Rats 3 - 3 2 - 1 26,000 Season 4 Yes

Winnings: 60,000 Inducements: 0
Player John Toss(4) CMP: 2
Player Chris Walters(5) MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Sure Feet
Player Frank Emmit(6) CMP: 1
Player Url(7) CAS: 2 Takes Skill(s): Block
Player George Smith(8) TD: 1
Player Payton Sanders(9) TD: 1
Player Bash Bardel(12) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Hop Rodgers(13) TD: 1
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,160,000 Treasury: 110,000
Fan Factor stayed same at 1
Purchased 1 Cheerleaders for 10,000
Hired Rip Carlson(1) in position Blitzer for 90,000
Treasury after purchases is 10,000
Retired Butch Bueller(11) to coaching staff
New Team Value: 1,200,000 Final Team Treasury: 10,000


*****

Close game.  Shame to score three TDs and not manage to get a win, but there’s some good SPPs in that at least.  Picked up a third blitzer and retired a lineman to coach to keep value from jumping to much.  Still 13 on roster.  No lasting injuries sustained.  Walters and Url pick up skills plus the new guy and team value’s only up 90,000.

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
05-14-2009 Ol' Mcdonald's WARCOWS 0 - 4 1 - 0 16,000 Season 4 Yes

Winnings: 30,000 Inducements: 0
Player Snatch Harrel(1) CAS: 1
Player Brick Braggs(2) CAS: 2
Player John Toss(4) CMP: 4 Takes Skill(s): Accurate
Player Chris Walters(5) CMP: 1
Player Url(7) MVP: 1
Player Joe Pitch(10) CMP: 6 Takes Skill(s): Accurate
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,110,000 Treasury: 50,000
Fan Factor stayed same at 1
Treasury after purchases is 50,000
New Team Value: 1,110,000 Final Team Treasury: 50,000

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
05-14-2009 Plaguefather's Pandemic 0 - 1 1 - 0 22,000 Season 4 Yes

Winnings: 10,000 Inducements: 0
Player Snatch Harrel(1) CAS: 1
Player Bruise Banter(3) MVP: 1
Player John Toss(4) CMP: 2
Player Joe Pitch(10) CMP: 2
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,070,000 Treasury: 20,000
Fan Factor stayed same at 1
Treasury after purchases is 20,000
New Team Value: 1,070,000 Final Team Treasury: 20,000


*****

Another loss.  Pretty boring game really.  Almost killed one of his rotters, but he’ll be out a game and minus 1 AV so that’s a success.  Some more SPP, but not enough to upgrade anybody.  Couldn’t get the ball in the stinking endzone.

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
05-13-2009 The Weepin' Wompers 1 - 4 1 - 1 24,000 Season 4 Yes

Winnings: 60,000 Inducements: 0
Player Brick Braggs(2) CAS: 1 MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Block
Player John Toss(4) CMP: 2
Player Chris Walters(5) TD: 1
Player Frank Emmit(6) Injury: Niggler
Player George Smith(8) CMP: 1
Player Joe Pitch(10) CMP: 2
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 950,000 Treasury: 60,000
Fan Factor stayed same at 1
Purchased 1 Apothecary for 50,000
Treasury after purchases is 10,000
New Team Value: 1,000,000 Final Team Treasury: 10,000


*****

YIKES!!! The Elves are quick.  Agility for and move 8 and 9 with Sprint.  Tough game.  My Ogre was near useless and I just couldn’t execute dice rolls at key times.  Joe’s a great guy and awesome to play with though, my first game was a blast.  Lost one to a niggler, he’ll be back, taught a lineman to block and picked up the apothecary.  That should come in handy.  Overall my Team Value stays the same and my Treasury goes up 10K.  Plus some up and comers with star player points.  Can’t wait for more.

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