Clobberin' Time!
# Name Position MA ST AG AV Skills IJ CMP TD INT CAS MVP SPP Cost
1 Rienot Ogre 5 5 2 9 Bone-head, Guard, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate   0 0 0 1 1 7 160,000
2 Al-Lephont Ogre 5 5 2 9 Bone-head, Guard, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate   0 0 0 5 0 10 160,000
3 Kelorwale Ogre 5 6 2 9 +1 ST, Bone-head, Guard, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate   0 0 0 4 4 28 210,000
4 Tyghor Ogre 5 5 2 9 Bone-head, Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate   0 1 0 4 1 16 180,000
5 Gorela Ogre 5 5 2 9 Bone-head, Mighty Blow, Multiple Block, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate   0 0 0 3 1 11 160,000
6 Piethahn Ogre 5 5 2 9 Bone-head, Break Tackle, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate   1 0 0 2 1 10 160,000
7 Dibs Snotling 5 1 3 5 Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy MNG 0 0 0 0 0 0 20,000
8 Riz Snotling 5 1 3 5 Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Sure Feet, Titchy   0 1 0 0 1 8 40,000
9 Yelt Snotling 5 1 3 5 Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy   0 1 0 0 0 3 20,000
10 Trel Snotling 5 1 3 5 Block, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy   0 1 0 1 1 10 50,000
11 Sneb Snotling 5 1 3 6 +1 AV, Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy   0 0 0 1 1 7 50,000
12 Piq Snotling 5 1 3 5 Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy   0 1 0 0 0 3 20,000
13 Eenie Snotling 5 1 3 5 Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy   0 1 0 0 0 3 20,000
14 Meanie Snotling 5 1 3 5 Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy   0 0 0 0 0 0 20,000
15 Miney II Snotling 5 1 3 5 Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy   0 0 0 0 0 0 20,000
16 Moe Snotling 5 1 3 5 Dodge, Right Stuff, Side Step, Stunty, Titchy   0 0 0 0 0 0 20,000
Team Name: Clobberin' Time! Player Count: 15 Rerolls: 2 X 70,000 = 140,000
Race: Ogre Fan Factor: 5 X 10,000 = 50,000
Treasury: 10,000 Theme Song: "Crashed" by Chris Daughtry Assistant Coaches: 2 X 10,000 = 20,000
Coach: TOster Cheerleaders: 2 X 10,000 = 20,000
Division: Da West Apothecary: 1 X 50,000 = 50,000
Overall Record (W-L-T): 3 - 5 - 2 0.400 Team Value: 1,570,000

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DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
06-06-2010 Screamin Serafems 0 - 1 1 - 0 27,000 Season 6 Yes

Winnings: 50,000 Inducements: 0
Player Tyghor(4) MVP: 1
Player Piethahn(6) CAS: 1
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,490,000 Treasury: 150,000
Fan Factor stayed same at 5
Purchased 1 rerolls for 140,000
Purchased 1 Cheerleaders for 10,000
Treasury after purchases is 0
New Team Value: 1,570,000 Final Team Treasury: 0


*****

Well. Both the Serafems and Clobberin’ Time are back after long vacations and my are both teams rusty.  I’ve gotten to used to playing the Starbucks who um… Have Skills!  Wow. Two dice blocks with Ogres who don’t have block are dangerous.  An important thing I need to learn to deal with.  So I got the ball first.  Flubbed some offense, got very lucky to hold him off as long as I did and eventually an Ogre holding the ball went Bonehead two turns in a row and the girls got in, got the ball, and got in the endzone just before half. Second half was a reversal.  I don’t think he ever controlled the ball more than halfway to midfield.  He was pinned and bubbled the ball like a rookie team.  Sad game really.  Neither team could string together more than three successful rolls in a row ever.  Oh well.  Another re-reroll picked up which could prove absolutely critical.  Season 6: It’s Clobberin’ Time!

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
08-29-2009 Chicken & Chumplin's 0 - 2 2 - 3 21,000 Season 5 Yes

Winnings: 20,000 Inducements: 0
Player Kelorwale(3) CAS: 1
Player Gorela(5) CAS: 1
Player Piethahn(6) MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Break Tackle
Player Eenie(13) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Meanie(14) Injury: Serious Injury
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,470,000 Treasury: 100,000
Fan Factor stayed same at 5
Treasury after purchases is 100,000
New Team Value: 1,470,000 Final Team Treasury: 100,000


*****

AH!  The Chumplin’s are a force to be reckoned with.  He did a great job of setting up the Skinks to pound my Snotlings which in combination with his speed made all the difference despite the Ogres manhandling the Kroxi and Saurus.

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
07-25-2009 Grandpa's Guitar Stand 1 - 1 1 - 1 15,000 Season 5 Yes

Winnings: 60,000 Inducements: 0
Player Rienot(1) CAS: 1 MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Guard
Player Tyghor(4) Injury: Serious Injury
Player Eenie(13) TD: 1
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,300,000 Treasury: 90,000
Fan Factor stayed same at 5
Purchased 1 Assistant Coaches for 10,000
Treasury after purchases is 80,000
New Team Value: 1,310,000 Final Team Treasury: 80,000


*****

Season 5 Here We Come!  IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME!!!

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
07-08-2009 Grumpy Rage 1 - 2 1 - 2 26,000 Chaos Cup 2009 Yes

Winnings: 30,000 Inducements: 0
Player Kelorwale(3) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Tyghor(4) CAS: 1 Takes Skill(s): Guard
Player Gorela(5) MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Multiple Block
Player Riz(8) TD: 1 Takes Skill(s): Sure Feet
Player Trel(10) Injury: Serious Injury
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,380,000 Treasury: 40,000
Fan Factor stayed same at 5
Purchased 1 Cheerleaders for 10,000
Treasury after purchases is 30,000
New Team Value: 1,390,000 Final Team Treasury: 30,000

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
06-21-2009 Fast and Furious 0 - 1 2 - 0 22,000 Season 4 Yes

Winnings: 10,000 Inducements: 0
Player Al-Lephont(2) CAS: 1
Player Kelorwale(3) MVP: 1
Player Tyghor(4) CAS: 1
Player Piethahn(6) CAS: 1
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,380,000 Treasury: 10,000
Fan Factor went down to 5
Treasury after purchases is 10,000
New Team Value: 1,380,000 Final Team Treasury: 10,000


*****

Gah! Ok.  For real.  Seriously.  I broke Elf armor.  ELF FREAKING ARMOR!!! Maybe 8 times in a game.  With OGRES!!!  Screw it.  GAH!

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
06-20-2009 Dark Blessings 1 - 0 1 - 1 24,000 Season 4 Yes

Winnings: 50,000 Inducements: 0
Player Al-Lephont(2) CAS: 1
Player Riz(8) Injury: Serious Injury
Player Trel(10) MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Block
Player Piq(12) TD: 1
Player Miney(15) Injury: -1 MA
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,280,000 Treasury: 50,000
Fan Factor went up to 6
Purchased 1 Apothecary for 50,000
Treasury after purchases is 0
New Team Value: 1,330,000 Final Team Treasury: 0


*****

Alright.  Another win.  Luck was for him in the first round as he dodged successfully 95% of the time but the Lady of Luck is known to be fickle and she turned harshly on him in the second half where the Ogres did succeed in scoring and I’m not sure the Chaos ever controlled the ball on their preferred side of the line of scrimmage.  The Ogres strike again although none of the big boys picked up skills this game.  Down to Snoties for next time, but that’ll keep my value down.  IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME!

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
06-17-2009 Fast and Furious 1 - 0 2 - 0 24,000 Season 4 Yes

Winnings: 40,000 Inducements: 0
Player Kelorwale(3) MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): +1 ST
Player Tyghor(4) CAS: 1
Player Riz(8) Injury: Badly Hurt
Player Trel(10) TD: 1
Player Sneb(11) CAS: 1 MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): +1 AV
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,110,000 Treasury: 170,000
Fan Factor went up to 5
Purchased 1 Assistant Coaches for 10,000
Hired Piethahn(6) in position Ogre for 140,000
Hired Piq(12) in position Snotling for 20,000
Treasury after purchases is 0
New Team Value: 1,280,000 Final Team Treasury: 0*** Casualities For changed from 1 to 2


*****

O Baby!  Box Cars on an Ogre!  WOOT WOOT!  And plus one AV on a Snoter (whatever he’ll die soon).  Picked up the sixth Ogre and replaced a formerly annihilate Snotling to fill up my roster.  Scored in my turn 8 to win the game one zip.  Alright.  IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME!

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
06-17-2009 M.C.'s Hammers 0 - 2 5 - 1 26,000 Season 4 Yes

Winnings: 60,000 Inducements: 0
Player Al-Lephont(2) CAS: 1 Takes Skill(s): Guard
Player Kelorwale(3) CAS: 1
Player Gorela(5) CAS: 2
Player Riz(8) MVP: 1
Player Trel(10) CAS: 1
Player Eenie(12) Injury: Badly Hurt
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,030,000 Treasury: 130,000
Fan Factor stayed same at 4
Treasury after purchases is 130,000
New Team Value: 1,030,000 Final Team Treasury: 130,000


*****

Ogres.  Not going first.  Bad.  Kids second win in his first two games.  Wow.  Nicely done.

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
06-13-2009 Cowboys from Hell 1 - 0 4 - 1 17,000 Season 4 Yes

Winnings: 70,000 Inducements: 0
Player Al-Lephont(2) CAS: 2
Player Kelorwale(3) CAS: 2 MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Guard
Player Gav(6) Injury: Dead
Player Yelt(9) TD: 1
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,000,000 Treasury: 70,000
Fan Factor went up to 4
Treasury after purchases is 70,000
New Team Value: 1,000,000 Final Team Treasury: 70,000*** Season changed from 0 to 30


*****

Alright.  Decent game.  I was a little concerned about the vampires at first but I got first turn and started knocking them around right off.  With five Ogres I had the numbers to not be to concerned with hypnotic gaze and he bloodlusted a lot early.  KO’d him all day to the point of only 1 guy, laying down, on the field. It was nice.  Even got enough SPPs to skill up an Ogre.  Here we go.  IT’S CLOBBERIN’ TIME!!!!

DateOpponentScoreCasualtiesFansSeasonConfirmed
01-01-2009 Nasty Neckbreakers 1 - 1 1 - 2 30,000 Season 6 Yes

Winnings: 30,000 Inducements: 0
Player Kelorwale(3) MVP: 1
Player Tyghor(4) TD: 1 CAS: 1 Takes Skill(s): Stand Firm
Player Piethahn(6) CMP: 1
Player Dibs(7) Injury: Serious Injury
Player Miney(15) Injury: Dead
Player Moe(16) Injury: Badly Hurt
Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,550,000 Treasury: 30,000
Fan Factor stayed same at 5
Hired Miney II(15) in position Snotling for 20,000
Treasury after purchases is 10,000
New Team Value: 1,570,000 Final Team Treasury: 10,000*** Date changed from 2010-07-05 to 2009-01-01


*****

Alrite.  So the Ogres take the kickoff and a snotling get a Miss Next Game from a thrown rock before we even start.  Whatever no big deal.  An ogre picks up the ball and starts heading to use the others as a wall but bonehead and the strength of the Chaos team makes that tough.  Kelorwale spends most of the first half being bonehead.  The snotling net pretty well protects the ball carrier for a few turns as the chaos aren’t particularly wanting to dodge.  Horns and better speed among other things help the chaos team cut me off midfield but an ogre manages to sneak up the far sideline downfield.  Piethan moves and throws a long bomb at agility 2 in a tackle zone and with 3 disturbing presence players within range of him that would fumble on anything but a 6 to try and salvage scoring hopes for the first half.  It is not intercepted and in fact is thrown accurately.  The ogre downfield manages to catch it as well.  Fantastic.  Gage played his superspeedy card to come take a one dice blitz and knocked the Ogre down.  Tyghor was far enough downfield however to, in the following turn, stand up, blitz, pick up the ball, and go for it twice for the score.  Fantastic play.  The chaos team scored in the second half thanks to some key boneheads and simply outrunning and outmaneuvering the Ogre team.  Tyghor picks up his second skill and with the MVP Kelorwale gets to 28 SPPs.  Running the ball with the ogres and using the snotlings as cover is working out pretty well.  Still haven’t incorporated throwing team mates just yet but we’ll see what happens with that.  Oh, and Miney died, but I won enough to instantly replace him with Miney II who has just as many SPPs (0) and no -1 MA like Miney had.  It’s CLOBBERIN’ TIME!

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