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Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
10-15-2011	Da Silverbackz	3 - 1	1 - 5	31,000	Season 7	Yes
Winnings: 40,000 Inducements: 0 Player "2-Ply" Shikur(4) Injury: Serious Injury Player Mel “Moisty Finger” Murry(7) CAS: 1 Player Ashton "Punk’d Boy-Toy&(8) Injury: Serious Injury Player Ben “fodder” Dover(9) Injury: Serious Injury Player Scott "Slasher"(10) TD: 1 Takes Skill(s): Block Player Clyde "Cut Da Cheeze"(11) MVP: 1 Player Son of “Booby Trap“(12) Injury: Badly Hurt Player Nick the "Name Caller"(13) TD: 2 Takes Skill(s): Jump Up Player Tad "Tougue Da Flag Pole&qu(14) Injury: Niggler Spiraling Expenses: 10,000 Team Value: 1,820,000 Treasury: 30,000 Fan Factor stayed same at 8 Treasury after purchases is 30,000 New Team Value: 1,820,000 Final Team Treasury: 30,000 ***** Win on the scoreboard but took it on the chin.

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
07-22-2010	Screamin Serafems	2 - 2	3 - 0	36,000	Season 6	Yes
Winnings: 20,000 Inducements: 0 Player Chumpasaurus Rex(1) CAS: 2 Player "2-Ply" Shikur(4) CAS: 1 Player Mel “Moisty Finger” Murry(7) MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Mighty Blow Player Scott "Slasher"(10) TD: 1 Player Nick the "Name Caller"(13) CMP: 1 TD: 1 Spiraling Expenses: 30,000 Team Value: 2,160,000 Treasury: 0 Fan Factor went down to 8 Treasury after purchases is 0 New Team Value: 2,160,000 Final Team Treasury: 0 ***** Stinkin rotten dice...the great equalizer.  Lucky enough to get a Blitz...and here comes the Bonehead...fail....loner...fail.  I should be thankful for a tie, considering how much Gage cheats!  (Just Kidding) At least I can cover my spiraling expenses with my winnings roll at the end of the game....FAIL!!!!

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
06-20-2010	Steeltown Stompers	0 - 1	1 - 0	4,000	Dungeon Bowl 10	Yes
Winnings: 100,000 Inducements: 0 Player Chumpasaurus Rex(1) CAS: 1 Spiraling Expenses: 30,000 Team Value: 2,080,000 Treasury: 130,000 Fan Factor stayed same at 9 Purchased 1 rerolls for 120,000 Treasury after purchases is 10,000 New Team Value: 2,140,000 Final Team Treasury: 10,000 ***** Dungeon Bowl Final

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
05-29-2010	Grumpy Miners	1 - 0	1 - 1	4,000	Dungeon Bowl 10	Yes
Winnings: 90,000 Inducements: 0 Player Saurer Now(2) CAS: 1 Player "2-Ply" Shikur(4) Injury: Badly Hurt Player Nip "Frozen Bra" Nippl(15) TD: 1 Takes Skill(s): Diving Tackle Player Phil “Feather” Flicker(16) MVP: 1 Spiraling Expenses: 30,000 Team Value: 2,080,000 Treasury: 60,000 Fan Factor stayed same at 9 Treasury after purchases is 60,000 New Team Value: 2,080,000 Final Team Treasury: 60,000 ***** 1st Round of the DB!!!

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
04-24-2010	Steeltown Stompers	1 - 2	1 - 0	32,000	Season 5	Yes
Winnings: 40,000 Inducements: 0 Player Even “Shocker” Stevens(6) CAS: 1 Player Nick the "Name Caller"(13) TD: 1 MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Sprint Spiraling Expenses: 30,000 Team Value: 2,060,000 Treasury: 10,000 Fan Factor went down to 9 Purchased 1 Cheerleaders for 10,000 Treasury after purchases is 0 New Team Value: 2,070,000 Final Team Treasury: 0 ***** The Juggernaut that was the Chumplin’s was put into it’s place tonight.  Could not do anything right, even when given golden opportunities.  A Blitz and vary favorable Pitch Invasion and still managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.  Mostly failed on pickups...just didn’t have it.  Good thing I had a couple apothecaries...for the kid gloves.  If I wanted a kiss I would have called yo mama!!!  :) Good game Scott...thank for coming over!  :) Bring on the Dungeon Bowl!!!

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
03-22-2010	Death Squad	1 - 0	1 - 3	28,000	Season 5	Yes
Winnings: 90,000 Inducements: 0 Player Saur 4 Us(2) Injury: Dead Player "2-Ply" Shikur(4) CAS: 1 Player Ben “fodder” Dover(9) MVP: 1 Player Clyde "Cut Da Cheeze"(11) TD: 1 Takes Skill(s): Diving Catch Player Bob da "Booby Trap"(12) Injury: Dead Player Nick the "Name Caller"(13) Injury: Badly Hurt Spiraling Expenses: 10,000 Team Value: 1,890,000 Treasury: 140,000 Fan Factor went up to 10 Hired Saurer Now(2) in position Saurus for 80,000 Hired Son of “Booby Trap“(12) in position Skink for 60,000 Treasury after purchases is 0 New Team Value: 2,030,000 Final Team Treasury: 0 ***** WOW!!!  A win but at a huge price!  The Death Squad lived up to their name causing 3 DEATHS in the first half!!!  Andy played very smart and the dice were on fire while I was terrible at best.  Not once but twice I fumbled the ball in the endzone on “go-for-it” WITH RE-ROLLS!  I sucked so bad...Andy started calling me Scott!!!  :)

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
02-16-2010	Dark Blessings	2 - 0	0 - 0	4,000	Season 5	Yes
Winnings: 30,000 Inducements: 0 Player "2-Ply" Shikur(4) TD: 1 Takes Skill(s): Dodge Player Mel “Moisty Finger” Murry(7) MVP: 1 Player Nip "Frozen Bra" Nippl(15) TD: 1 Spiraling Expenses: 30,000 Team Value: 2,060,000 Treasury: 60,000 Fan Factor stayed same at 9 Treasury after purchases is 60,000 New Team Value: 2,060,000 Final Team Treasury: 60,000 ***** Nate not showing for matches = good for beat up team needing a bye. Wife begrudgingly witnessed dice rolls...I roll 2 5’s for the skill and start to do the happy dance & she’s like, “Really?!?!” :)

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
02-03-2010	Smeenge's Pals	1 - 0	4 - 4	25,000	Season 5	Yes
Winnings: 60,000 Inducements: 0 Player Chumpasaurus Rex(1) CAS: 1 Player Saur 4 Us(2) Injury: Niggler Player Seth "Sack em in da Sac(3) CAS: 1 Player "2-Ply" Shikur(4) Injury: Badly Hurt Player Even “Shocker” Stevens(6) CMP: 1 CAS: 1 Player Mel “Moisty Finger” Murry(7) CAS: 1 Player Ashton “Punk’d Boy-Toy” Kutcher(8) Injury: Badly Hurt Player Bob da "Booby Trap"(12) MVP: 1 Player Tad “Tougue Da Flag Pole” Tool(14) TD: 1 Injury: Niggler Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,720,000 Treasury: 180,000 Fan Factor went up to 9 Hired Nip “Frozen Bra” Nippler(15) in position Skink for 60,000 Hired Phil “Feather” Flicker(16) in position Skink for 60,000 Treasury after purchases is 60,000 New Team Value: 1,840,000 Final Team Treasury: 60,000 ***** Got greedy in the first half...ball in hand/gave to a Saurus only a point away from a skill.  Only two squares away from glory and Stan puts together a series of ridiculous rolls just to throw a 1 dice with a catcher.  POW!!!  0-0 at the half.  Stinkin Dwarfs being pushed around the pitch but hitting 2 Sauruses hard for a Niggler and a BH; adding a pair of skinks with a niggler and a BH, 2nd half might be interesting.  “I hate this game!” 2nd half - Dwarfs line up for the ball perfectly...ball scatters just outside the Deathroller-led cage...BLITZ!!!  Saurus & Skinks surround the ball and make quick work of the Deathroller’s time on the pitch.  Ball kicked back to the Pals with 5 rounds left...staring at a tie with the 4 players out...BLITZ!!!!  Dice get hot and the Kroxy and Saurus unleash for 4 casualties in the 2nd half-taking out skill and movement dwarfs!  F-Bombs start flying for the first time in the game...balance within the universe restored and all is normal in the BB world.  With dice warming up in the 2nd half...Saurus start to do stupid stuff...completion for a cheap point to end the game! Tough game that could’ve went any direction...“I hate this game...still!” :)

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
01-29-2010	Storm Of Mjolnir	1 - 2	3 - 1	28,000	Season 5	Yes
Winnings: 60,000 Inducements: 0 Player Chumpasaurus Rex(1) CAS: 2 Takes Skill(s): Guard Player "Full" Monty(5) CAS: 1 MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Block Player Vick “Vasoline” Victor(9) Injury: Serious Injury Player Clyde "Cut Da Cheeze"(11) TD: 1 Spiraling Expenses: 10,000 Team Value: 1,830,000 Treasury: 180,000 Fan Factor stayed same at 8 Hired Ben “fodder” Dover(9) in position Skink for 60,000 Treasury after purchases is 120,000 Retired Vick “Vasoline” Victor(9) to coaching staff New Team Value: 1,820,000 Final Team Treasury: 120,000 ***** Coach at Pre-game:  “Alright boys, today we play a team that has no right being in the underling/farm league; so a new plan for Kep Parcell’s team.  So as a result of knowing what I want to do but not knowing how it gets done...we will loose but we will try to make them remember the day the played the Chicken & Chumplin’s forever.  With the wad of cash (did I mention the team is over 500K more than 7 of 10 teams in the league - Don’t waste your time on a Chef, he has too many re-rolls anyway, but load up on Bribes/Dirty Cards), we will try to make a dent in the Storm for the sake of the league.  Hopefully others will follow suit or simply bend over & take it all season long.  I have a few (4) “dirty” tricks under my sleeve and I’ve purchased bribes to alleviate the fouling we intend to do (only 3 turns not attempting a foul action - Snow Troll & Mr. Hat sent to the sidelines & forced to use Apoth rather than crushing me all game long with claws).  The WIZARD, yes WIZARD (rest of league - it’s a must) will hit him with a fireball when he cages his hitter (2nd round - hit 3 of 6 targets...1 KO but no kills).  If we score, which we are capable of easily, that is nice; but that again is not for the best of the future of the league.  We will meet them again in the playoffs; then we will play to win.  Hit hard; foul every turn...and make them REMEMBER THE CHUMPLIN’S!!!” Post game afterthought:  “Kudos to the team who did exactly what they were to do.  We stuck to the plan but it just wasn’t in the dice to make the Storm a bit more manageable for the rest of the farm teams in the league.  Some say bad form...I say fighting overwhelming fire with a fireball.” Happy Fouling League (because you don’t have a chance playing straight-up against Sven, Jager, & Mr. Hat)!!!

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
01-23-2010	Grandpa's Guitar Stand	5 - 0	0 - 1	28,000	Season 5	Yes
Winnings: 80,000 Inducements: 0 Player Chumpasaurus Rex(1) MVP: 1 Player "2-Ply" Shikur(4) TD: 1 Player "Full" Monty(5) TD: 2 Player Scott "Slasher"(10) Injury: Badly Hurt Player Nick the "Name Caller"(13) TD: 1 Player Tad “Tougue Da Flag Pole” Tool(14) TD: 1 Spiraling Expenses: 10,000 Team Value: 1,850,000 Treasury: 130,000 Fan Factor stayed same at 8 Treasury after purchases is 130,000 New Team Value: 1,850,000 Final Team Treasury: 130,000 ***** This game got ugly quick for the Big Guys when his Troll went stupid and a skink ran right through the line and picked up a botched kickoff (turn 1) and scampered into the endzone on the bottom of turn 2.  Before the Orcs knew what hit them it was 3-0 by the half...and then, the stupidity...Saurus’ ball in hand on a good bounce...catching passes, grabbing handoffs, picking up loose balls...nice!  Couldn’t break armor to save my life but I could score to get the points. Stick with it Jordan, you’ll be fine!

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
01-08-2010	Grumpy Miners	5 - 0	3 - 1	32,000	Season 5	Yes
Winnings: 50,000 Inducements: 0 Player Chumpasaurus Rex(1) CAS: 2 Player Even “Shocker” Stevens(6) CAS: 1 Takes Skill(s): Block Player Mel “Moisty Finger” Murry(7) MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Block Injury: Badly Hurt Player Ashton “Punk’d Boy-Toy” Kutcher(8) TD: 1 Player Clyde "Cut Da Cheeze"(11) TD: 1 Player Bob da "Booby Trap"(12) CMP: 1 Player Tad “Tougue Da Flag Pole” Tool(14) TD: 3 Takes Skill(s): Diving Tackle Spiraling Expenses: 10,000 Team Value: 1,850,000 Treasury: 60,000 Fan Factor stayed same at 8 Treasury after purchases is 60,000 New Team Value: 1,850,000 Final Team Treasury: 60,000

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
01-02-2010	The Shooting Starbucks	3 - 0	0 - 0	32,000	Season 5	Yes
Winnings: 80,000 Inducements: 0 Player "2-Ply" Shikur(4) TD: 1 Player Vick “Vasoline” Victor(9) TD: 1 Player Scott "Slasher"(10) MVP: 1 Player Nick the "Name Caller"(13) TD: 1 Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,730,000 Treasury: 140,000 Fan Factor stayed same at 8 Purchased 1 rerolls for 120,000 Treasury after purchases is 20,000 New Team Value: 1,790,000 Final Team Treasury: 20,000 ***** 200k in inducements was brutal for the humans but didn’t come into play as we both were WEAK = ZERO casualties!

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
11-21-2009	Sisters of Nuffle	2 - 0	3 - 2	28,000	Season 5	Yes
Winnings: 50,000 Inducements: 0 Player Mel “Moisty Finger” Murry(7) CAS: 1 Injury: Badly Hurt Player Ashton “Punk’d Boy-Toy” Kutcher(8) CAS: 1 Takes Skill(s): Diving Tackle Injury: Serious Injury Player Vick “Vasoline” Victor(9) CMP: 1 Injury: -1 ST Player Scott "Slasher"(10) MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Side Step Player Nick the "Name Caller"(13) TD: 2 Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,490,000 Treasury: 120,000 Fan Factor went up to 8 Hired Tad “Tougue Da Flag Pole” Tool(14) in position Skink for 60,000 Treasury after purchases is 60,000 New Team Value: 1,550,000 Final Team Treasury: 60,000*** Casualities Against changed from 3 to 2 ***** Post Game Press Conference:  “I have achieved all I have set out to accomplish.  In the Spirit of Michael Jordan & Brett Favre, I would like to announce my absolute retirement from Blood Bowl. (Tear, tear, choke, tear) Thank you all for allowing me to play and I hope you will all think of me as I retire to play golf and become a sportscaster.  My decision is final and I am sure, like those that have made this very decision before me, I will not be returning to the pitch.” To be continued…

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
11-13-2009	The Weepin' Wompers	3 - 1	5 - 2	23,000	Season 5	Yes
Winnings: 60,000 Inducements: 0 Player Chumpasaurus Rex(1) CAS: 1 Player Seth "Sack em in da Sac(3) CAS: 1 Takes Skill(s): Guard Injury: Badly Hurt Player "2-Ply" Shikur(4) CAS: 2 Takes Skill(s): Block Player "Full" Monty(5) TD: 1 Takes Skill(s): Dodge Player Ashton “Punk’d Boy-Toy” Kutcher(8) TD: 2 Player Vick “Vasoline” Victor(9) Injury: Badly Hurt Player Clyde "Cut Da Cheeze"(11) CAS: 1 Takes Skill(s): Diving Tackle Player Nick the "Name Caller"(13) MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Block Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,650,000 Treasury: 90,000 Fan Factor went up to 7 Purchased 2 Cheerleaders for 20,000 Treasury after purchases is 70,000 Fired Fred “Cannon” Fodder(14) New Team Value: 1,610,000 Final Team Treasury: 70,000 ***** Joe had better dice until the 2nd half when I went nuts on the Armour Breaks.  A couple lucky hits kept his 1-turn scorers busy on the run most the game.  Hate the elfs tto much dodging; just hold still so I can hit you!  :) Next game should be a cake walk for his opponent...beware the leaping Wardancers!

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
10-21-2009	Da Silverbackz	3 - 1	2 - 3	31,000	Season 5	Yes
Winnings: 70,000 Inducements: 0 Player Chumpasaurus Rex(1) CAS: 2 Takes Skill(s): Break Tackle Player Seth "Sack em in da Sac(3) MVP: 1 Player Even “Shocker” Stevens(6) Injury: Badly Hurt Player Ashton “Punk’d Boy-Toy” Kutcher(8) TD: 1 Takes Skill(s): Block Player Scott "Slasher"(10) Injury: Niggler Player Bob da "Booby Trap"(12) TD: 1 Takes Skill(s): Block Player Nick the "Name Caller"(13) TD: 1 Injury: Badly Hurt Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,350,000 Treasury: 150,000 Fan Factor stayed same at 6 Purchased 1 rerolls for 120,000 Hired Fred “Cannon” Fodder(14) in position Skink Journeyman Treasury after purchases is 30,000 New Team Value: 1,470,000 Final Team Treasury: 30,000 ***** 600K in inducements...not a good thing for Da Silverbacks.  I was on fire with the rolls; it helps having a Chef steal DS re-rolls.  The only hiccup came in the form of a Pitch Invasion that stilled the Lizzards for the last couple rounds of the game, but the damage had been done.  Chumpasaurus Rex was on a tear, having no mercy on the Orcs...Death roll/Apoth/Death roll again.  Capped off the evening with TWO double rolls...too bad it was on Skinks!  In the background...I could’ve swore I heard the sharpening of horns.

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
08-29-2009	Clobberin' Time!	2 - 0	3 - 2	21,000	Season 5	Yes
Winnings: 30,000 Inducements: 0 Player Saur 4 Us(2) CAS: 1 Player Seth "Sack em in da Sac(3) CAS: 1 Player "Full" Monty(5) MVP: 1 Player Mel “Moisty Finger” Murry(7) Injury: Badly Hurt Player Steve "Stinky Fish"(9) TD: 2 Takes Skill(s): Jump Up Player Scott "Slasher"(10) CAS: 1 Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,430,000 Treasury: 80,000 Fan Factor went up to 6 Treasury after purchases is 80,000 New Team Value: 1,430,000 Final Team Treasury: 80,000 ***** Kickoff....Blitz for Clobberin’ time; and living up to it!  Moisty Finger tried to give a wet willy to an OGRE...not a great idea...Badly Hurt!  Turn 1 - I squish a snotling...he Clobbers Chumpasaurus Rex...Apothocary gone!  Luckily the kid-gloves come out and we both play patty-cake for the remainder of the game.  Sure was fun being able to say “2 dice my choice” with a skink!  :)

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
08-22-2009	Grandpa's Guitar Stand	4 - 0	2 - 1	21,000	Season 5	Yes
Winnings: 70,000 Inducements: 0 Player Chumpasaurus Rex(1) CAS: 1 Player Saur 4 Us(2) CAS: 1 Takes Skill(s): Block Injury: Badly Hurt Player Seth "Sack em in da Sac(3) MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Block Player Freddy "Frost Bite"(8) TD: 2 Takes Skill(s): Block Player Steve "Stinky Fish"(9) TD: 2 Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,320,000 Treasury: 130,000 Fan Factor went up to 5 Hired Mel “Moisty Finger” Murry(7) in position Saurus for 80,000 Treasury after purchases is 50,000 New Team Value: 1,400,000 Final Team Treasury: 50,000 ***** I know I’ve been not playing often enough when...I began the game receiving with 9 on the pitch and three in reserves.  DUH!!!  Didn’t notice until I scored in the 5th turn...“Man I thought things were moving rather fast, am I missing a block somewhere?!?!?  Turns not taking too long.” Good game Jordan.  Stick with it.

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
08-05-2009	Death Squad	2 - 0	2 - 0	24,000	Season 5	Yes
Winnings: 20,000 Inducements: 0 Player Chumpasaurus Rex(1) CAS: 1 Player Even “Shocker” Stevens(6) MVP: 1 Player Freddy "Frost Bite"(8) TD: 2 Player Nick the "Name Caller"(13) CAS: 1 Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,240,000 Treasury: 60,000 Fan Factor went up to 4 Treasury after purchases is 60,000 New Team Value: 1,240,000 Final Team Treasury: 60,000 ***** Sloppy game but a win nonetheless.  Good job Andrew!

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
08-04-2009	Miskatonic Mosquitoes	2 - 0	6 - 2	13,000	Season 5	Yes
Winnings: 70,000 Inducements: 0 Player Chumpasaurus Rex(1) CAS: 3 Takes Skill(s): Juggernaut Player Saur 4 Us(2) CAS: 2 Player Seth "Sack em in da Sac(3) CAS: 1 Player Freddy "Frost Bite"(8) CMP: 1 TD: 1 Takes Skill(s): Sure Hands Player Steve "Stinky Fish"(9) TD: 1 MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Block Player Clyde "Cut Da Cheeze"(11) Injury: Serious Injury Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,090,000 Treasury: 120,000 Fan Factor went up to 3 Hired Even “Shocker” Stevens(6) in position Saurus for 80,000 Treasury after purchases is 40,000 New Team Value: 1,170,000 Final Team Treasury: 40,000 ***** The game was pretty uneventful...until the full moon reared it’s ugly form.  Chumpasaurus Rex & Saur 4 Us made the Mosquitoes pray for the game to be over as they combined for 5 casualties in the first 4 turns of the second half.  A good game turned ugly quick...the coach was incredibly a good sport (I would have been whining early and often)! Two skinks capped off the evening by BOTH rolling doubles...truely a WOW game.

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
08-03-2009	Moravian Gates	1 - 1	1 - 2	23,000	Season 5	Yes
Winnings: 50,000 Inducements: 0 Player Chumpasaurus Rex(1) CAS: 1 Player "2-Ply" Shikur(4) MVP: 1 Player Scott "Slasher"(10) Injury: Badly Hurt Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,060,000 Treasury: 50,000 Fan Factor went up to 2 Treasury after purchases is 50,000 New Team Value: 1,060,000 Final Team Treasury: 50,000 ***** Hooray!  First casualty for Chumpasaurus Rex.  Tough game though.  Block, Tackle just ate me (and my re-rolls) up!  If it wasn’t for the Apothocary...I’d be looking at a farm team without a Krox!?!?!  Dodged a bullet there.  Good game Tabor!

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
07-23-2009	Oath Breakers	2 - 0	0 - 3	19,000	Season 5	Yes
Winnings: 50,000 Inducements: 0 Player Chumpasaurus Rex(1) Injury: Badly Hurt Player Seth "Sack em in da Sac(3) Injury: Badly Hurt Player Freddy "Frost Bite"(8) CMP: 1 TD: 1 Player Clyde "Cut Da Cheeze"(11) MVP: 1 Player Bob da "Booby Trap"(12) TD: 1 Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,000,000 Treasury: 50,000 Fan Factor went up to 1 Purchased 1 Apothecary for 50,000 Treasury after purchases is 0 New Team Value: 1,060,000 Final Team Treasury: 0*** Season changed from 0 to 33 ***** Hope we makes them big leaguers happy...oh to play on the newest edition to the Premier League - Chumpster’s Chumps.  So the heavy training begins.  First match for the fledgling farm team...the Oath Breakers?!?!?  What, no squishies...just mummies?  Thank goodness there was a couple drunk Saurus in the stands that were coerced to the pitch with some beer money and a couple doctor-interns hanging out for the first game of their career.  (Both doctors earned their stripes when having to patch up Chumpasaurus Rex & Seth “Sack em in da sac”...however, with a broken neck nothing could be done for the Saurus from the stands...his mercenary days are through and he will be sipping the beer and food through a straw for the rest of his life.) The Chumplin’s did the chumpin to open a hole & the Chickens struck first with a score early in the game.  Three re-rolls used in three turns made for a messy finish to the half.  While the OBers bumbled and stumbled around trying to gain possession, they were shocked when an unknown-to-the-league skink hopped in, grabbed the loose ball and scampered in for the C & C second score.  Though sloppy, a great game for the farm team.

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