| # | Name | Position | MA | ST | AG | AV | Skills | IJ | CMP | TD | INT | CAS | MVP | SPP | Cost |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Paul Crewe | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Accurate, Block, Hail Mary Pass, Kick-Off Return, Pass, Sure Hands | 32 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 55 | 150,000 | |
| 2 | Murphy "Murph" Dunne | Thrower | 6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | +1 AG, Accurate, Pass, Strong Arm, Sure Hands | 17 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 31 | 160,000 | |
| 3 | Matt "Guitar" Murphy | Catcher | 8 | 3 | 3 | 7 | +1 ST, Catch, Dodge | 0 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 9 | 120,000 | |
| 4 | Willie "Stix" Hall | Catcher | 8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge, Dump-Off, Nerves of Steel | 0 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 28 | 130,000 | |
| 5 | Tom "Sax" Malone | Lineman | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | +1 MA, Block, Tackle | 0 | 2 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 31 | 120,000 | |
| 6 | Jonny "Boy" Jenkins | Catcher | 9 | 2 | 3 | 7 | +1 MA, Catch, Dodge, Sprint | 0 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 21 | 120,000 | |
| 7 | Samson | Blitzer | 7 | 4 | 3 | 8 | +1 ST, Block, Frenzy, Strip Ball | 0 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 35 | 180,000 | |
| 8 | Jocque Battle | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 5 | 90,000 | |
| 9 | Cheeseburger | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | +1 AG, Block, Jump Up, Mighty Blow, Piling On | 2 | 8 | 0 | 7 | 2 | 55 | 200,000 | |
| 10 | Torres | Blitzer | 7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Grab, Shadowing, Tackle | 2 | 8 | 1 | 7 | 0 | 44 | 150,000 | |
| 11 | Grimmy | Ogre | 5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone-head, Break Tackle, Grab, Loner, Mighty Blow, Multiple Block, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate | 0 | 3 | 0 | 11 | 2 | 46 | 200,000 | |
| 12 | Alan "The Rube" Rubin | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Guard | MNG | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 16 | 100,000 |
| 13 | Tommy "Clean as a" Whisle | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 0 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 1 | 10 | 70,000 | |
| 14 | Grainville | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Strip Ball, Wrestle | 0 | 4 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 24 | 90,000 | |
| 15 | Hank "C-Block" Gross | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block, Dodge, Guard | 0 | 3 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 35 | 130,000 | |
| 16 | Tommy "2" Tubbs | Lineman | 6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6 | 70,000 | |
| Team Name: | Mean Machine | Player Count: 16 | Rerolls: | 5 X 50,000 = | 250,000 | ||||||||||
| Race: | Human | Farm Team: Joliet Jakes | Fan Factor: | 13 X 10,000 = | 130,000 | ||||||||||
| Treasury: | 330,000 | Team Theme Song: "Folson Prison Blues" Johnny Cash |
Assistant Coaches: | 6 X 10,000 = | 60,000 | ||||||||||
| Coach: | gensix4 | Cheerleaders: | 4 X 10,000 = | 40,000 | |||||||||||
| Division: | Premier | Apothecary: | 1 X 50,000 = | 50,000 | |||||||||||
| Overall Record (W-L-T): | 15 - 5 - 4 | 0.708 | Team Value: | 2,610,000 | |||||||||||