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Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
11-21-2009	Chicken & Chumplin's	0 - 2	2 - 3	28,000	Season 5	Yes
Winnings: 60,000 Inducements: 0 Player Sister Katharine(2) Injury: Badly Hurt Player Sister Kamile(5) CMP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Grab Player Sister Clementine(6) CAS: 1 Player Sister Roxey(7) Injury: Badly Hurt Player Sister Norma(9) Injury: Badly Hurt Player Sister Maxine(10) CAS: 1 Player Sister Christie(12) CAS: 1 Player Sister Betheny(13) MVP: 1 Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,620,000 Treasury: 260,000 Fan Factor stayed same at 4 Treasury after purchases is 260,000 New Team Value: 1,620,000 Final Team Treasury: 260,000

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
06-13-2009	Oath Breakers	4 - 0	4 - 1	18,000	Season 4	Yes
Winnings: 70,000 Inducements: 0 Player Sister Tabatha(3) TD: 2 Takes Skill(s): +1 AG Player Sister Kamile(5) MVP: 1 Player Sister Clementine(6) CAS: 1 Player Sister Roxey(7) CAS: 3 Player Sister Maxine(10) CMP: 1 TD: 2 Takes Skill(s): Block Player Sister Christie(12) Injury: Badly Hurt Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,600,000 Treasury: 200,000 Fan Factor stayed same at 4 Treasury after purchases is 200,000 New Team Value: 1,600,000 Final Team Treasury: 200,000 ***** “Sister Margaritte, what is with these Oath Breakers?  Undead, necromantic?  I haven’t seent heir kind before.” “Sister Maxine, they hail from a land beyond our borders.  They are the undead monsters of Khemri.  Mummies and tomb skeletons from ancient times.” “What are they doing playing Bloodbowl?  They move very slow and don’t seem to have much coordination to handle the ball.  I mean, they are slower than us it looks like.” “They can hit hard Sister Maxine.  You see those Mummies over there?  They each hit as hard as an orge. Not only that, they also can regenerate even the most fatal of casualties.” “Well then Sister Roxey, you will simply have to hit them hard and hit them often!” “Sisters!!!  Hear this prayer to Nuffle, and ask for wisdom.  ‘Let us take to Your pitch this evening follow the tenants of Sound Defence and Holy Hitting.  If in following these tenants You bless us with enough scores to conquer these undead from the sands, then we will give thanks!’” “Follow the path of abscence, and do not take the hitting that the Oath Breakers can demonstrate.  Do not not fear the cage that holds the ball, for it is in breaking that cage provides victory on the pitch in which we honor Nuffle!” “We say this in Nuffle’s name!!!” And with that, the Sistersstood up from their prayer and let out a battle howl that filled the stadium.  As if in response to the call to battle, the heavens opened up and rain poured down.

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
06-12-2009	Sisters of the Twilight	1 - 4	3 - 1	29,000	Season 4	Yes
Winnings: 40,000 Inducements: 0 Player Sister Margaritte(1) CMP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Hail Mary Pass Player Sister Katharine(2) CAS: 2 Player Sister Tabatha(3) TD: 1 Player Sister Kamile(5) Injury: Badly Hurt Player Sister Clementine(6) CAS: 1 Player Sister Roxey(7) CMP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Piling On Player Sister Norma(9) CMP: 1 MVP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Block Player Sister Loraine(11) CMP: 1 Takes Skill(s): Block Spiraling Expenses: 0 Team Value: 1,550,000 Treasury: 130,000 Fan Factor went down to 4 Treasury after purchases is 130,000 New Team Value: 1,550,000 Final Team Treasury: 130,000*** Casualities Against changed from 2 to 1 ***** “Sister Margaritte, these are not sisters of our faith in Nuffle, but something altogether different.  They are infidels!!!” “Of course they are sister Katherine.  Only ones who walk the line of Nuffle are rewarded.  Well what are we waiting for, lets go get these fairies!?!?!” “Sister Clementine, you must have patience.  We have yet to see the sacred scouting report, and without having experience against a team as fast and nimble as these elves, we need insight and guidence.” “Sister Margaritte, let me at them, I can’t sit on the sideline and meditate while these false sisters are defiling the field of Nuffle!!!  Let’s go girls!!!!  For Nuffle!!!!” Sister Margaritte stood silent while the crazed sisters took to the pitch.  Sister Clementine worked herself into a frenzy pre game again.  Her rightous fury is starting to get the best of her.  It goes against the teaching of Nuffle to go against a superior adversary, without proper advance training, and proper camra footage to train with.  Sister Margaritte would need to get better control of her sisters if they were to find favor with Nuffle again.  Sister Margaritte meditated…

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
10-17-2008	Qaseen Warriors	1 - 1	1 - 3	22,000	Season 3	Yes
Winnings: 60,000      Treasury Spent on Inducements: 0 Player Sister Margaritte(1) CMP:2     received injury: Badly Hurt Player Sister Katharine(2) CAS:1     takes skill(s): Dauntless      Player Sister Kamile(5) received injury: Badly Hurt Player Sister Maxine(10) received injury: Badly Hurt Player Sister Loraine(11) MVP:1      Spiraling Expenses: 0     Team Value for Spiraling Expenses: 1,460,000 Fan Factor went up to 5 Treasury contains: 90,000 New Team Value: 1,470,000     Final Team Treasury:90,000

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
09-13-2008	Death Venom	4 - 0	3 - 1	22,000	Season 3	Yes
Winnings: 70,000      Treasury Spent on Inducements: 0 Player Sister Margaritte(1) CMP:1      Player Sister Katharine(2) received injury: Badly Hurt Player Sister Tabatha(3) TD:1      Player Sister Kamile(5) TD:1     MVP:1     takes skill(s): Guard      Player Sister Clementine(6) CMP:1     CAS:1     takes skill(s): Mighty Blow     received injury: Badly Hurt Player Sister Roxey(7) CAS:1      Player Sister Flow(8) TD:2     takes skill(s): Guard      Player Sister Lucy(14) CAS:1      Spiraling Expenses: 0     Team Value for Spiraling Expenses: 1,380,000 Fan Factor went up to 4 Purchased 1 Rerolls for 100,000 Treasury contains: 30,000 New Team Value: 1,440,000     Final Team Treasury:30,000 "Sister Margarite, dark elves now?  They are faster and have superior ball handling all all around.  I hate elves!  "Pray to Nuffle for wisdom Sister Norma, it is in his hands as always. "Let’s get those fairies and pound them into the ground!  I have a score to settle with their kind for giving me this trick knee.  I’ve never been the same since and it drives me CRAZY!!! "I would advise patience sister Clementine, but I know you follow a different path.  The pain you endure from the dark elves makes you stronger and more volatile.  Nuffle has a place for you on this team, and it is to inspire your sisters to hit hard and drive Nuffle’s will into our matches.  I will gather the sisters, and you will provide the pep-sermon before we hit the pitch. "YES!!!  I’m ready sister Margarite, let me at them!!!!  Bring them to us, for I have rightousness and furios anger to administer for Nuffle!!!!

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
09-13-2008	Killa Khanz	2 - 2	2 - 1	12,000	Season 3	Yes
Winnings: 50,000      Treasury Spent on Inducements: 0 Player Sister Margaritte(1) MVP:1      Player Sister Katharine(2) CAS:1      Player Sister Clementine(6) TD:1      Player Sister Maxine(10) TD:1      Player Sister Loraine(11) received injury: Serious Injury Player Sister Christie(12) CAS:1      Spiraling Expenses: 0     Team Value for Spiraling Expenses: 1,210,000 Fan Factor went up to 3 * Hired Sister Lucy(14) in position Linewoman for 50,000 Treasury contains: 60,000 New Team Value: 1,270,000     Final Team Treasury:60,000 See Smack Talk.....

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
09-03-2008	Qaseen Warriors	0 - 1	0 - 1	14,000	Season 3	Yes
Winnings: 20,000Â Â Â Â Â Treasury Spent on Inducements: 0 Player Sister Margaritte(1) CMP:1Â Â Â Â Â Player Sister Roxey(7) MVP:1Â Â Â Â Â Player Sister Flow(8) received injury: Badly Hurt Spiraling Expenses: 0Â Â Â Â Â Team Value for Spiraling Expenses: 1,270,000 Fan Factor went down to 2 Treasury contains: 60,000 New Team Value: 1,260,000Â Â Â Â Â Final Team Treasury:60,000 New Team Value: 1,260,000Â Â Â Â Â Final Treasury: 60,000 “Sister Margarite, these beast of Chaos are an afront to Nuffle, surely we will smash them into the same pulp that we were able to dish out last game.  We are on fire!!!” Sister Margarite looked at Sister Flow and pulled out a ruler.  “Sister Flow, hold your hands out right now!  Don’t you dare blasphemy Nuffle in his own house!  What happened last game was not because of you or me, it was because Nuffle wanted it that way.” SMACK!!!  “You think you have so much strength you can break armor at will?  You think you can run so fast that the men on the other side of the pitch can’t catch you?  Nuffle made those sprinklers go on and the rain pour last game.  Nuffle guided the aim of my passes, not my eyes.” SMACK!!! “Foul mouth and bad attitude, that’s what you bring to this team.  Praise be to Nuffle, not to Flow!” SMACK!!! “Now go run laps around the pitch until the match starts and maybe Nuffle will forgive your transgressions and self rightousness.  You better pray hard, because the last team that blasphemied Nuffle in his house ended up with the very short end of a long stick.  If this team suffers like that because of you, management may forgive, but the Sisters will not...” SMACK!!!

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
08-31-2008	Steeltown Stompers	5 - 0	4 - 1	15,000	Season 3	Yes
Winnings: 50,000   Treasury Spent on Inducements: 0 Player Sister Katharine(2) CA:1 Player Sister Tabatha(3) TD:1 SPP:8 Skill Rolls:1 Player Sister Kamile(5) CA:1 Player Sister Clementine(6) CA:1 Player Sister Roxey(7) CA:1 TD:1 SPP:8 Skill Rolls:1 Player Sister Flow(8) TD:1 Player Sister Norma(9) MVP:1 Player Sister Maxine(10) TD:2 SPP:8 Skill Rolls:1 * Player Sister Christie(12) recieved injury: Badly Hurt * Player Sister Tabatha(3) took skill(s):  Block * Player Sister Roxey(7) took skill(s):  Jump Up * Player Sister Maxine(10) took skill(s):  +1 MA Spiraling Expenses: 0     Team Value for Spiraling Expenses: 1,260,000 Fan Factor went up to 3 * ‘Linewoman Journeyman’ Sister Katharine(2) hired to team Treasury contains: 40,000 New Team Value: 1,270,000     Final Treasury: 40,000 "Sister Margarite, this is the first time we have played a team and had to give them inducements for playing them.  Is that approved in the book of Nuffle for us to do that? "Sister Katharine, the Living Book of Nuffle has approved inducments of all kinds through this league, and they are available to all teams, regardless what gods they pray to.  When they are on the pitch, they are in Nuffle’s house. "That being said, these Stompers are part of the Renegades’ farm system, so I am sure they have some dirty tricks up their sleeves.  We should prepare ourselves and ask for Nuffle’s guidence out on the pitch tonight. As the Sister all nealt down in prayer before the game, the Stompers looked over at them and laughed.  "That’s right Sisters, on the ground!!!" The crowd laugh and roared in approval.  Sister Margarite paused in the prayer and said "Nuffle provides...." with a smile. "What are you smiling at Sister Margarite?" "Nobody blasphames Nuffle in his own house.  Those boys down there just brought a whole heap of bad mojo on their heads.  Be strong in Nuffle sisters, and give these boys hell!" "Nuffle provides!!!"

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
08-31-2008	Tekla	1 - 0	2 - 1	17,000	Season 3	Yes
Winnings: 70,000   Treasury Spent on Inducements: 0 Player Sister Margaritte(1) CP:2 SPP:6 Skill Rolls:1 * Player Sister Margaritte(1) recieved injury: Niggler Player Sister Tabatha(3) TD:1 Player Sister Flow(8) CA:1 Player Sister Maxine(10) CA:1 Player Sister Christie(12) MVP:1 SPP:7 Skill Rolls:1 * Player Sister Margaritte(1) took skill(s):  Accurate * Player Sister Christie(12) took skill(s):  Block Spiraling Expenses: 0     Team Value for Spiraling Expenses: 1,080,000 Purchased 1 Apothecary. Fan Factor went up to 2 * Player Sister Katharine(1) fired * Player Sister Martha(1) fired * Added Linewoman Journeyman as Sister Katharine(2) Treasury contains: 40,000 New Team Value: 1,090,000     Final Treasury: 40,000 "This is Sven Sportsmith for NBC (Nuffle Broadcasting Corp.)coming to you from The Nittersleigh Battle Grounds live with a match up of girl power!  That’s right, the lovely ladies of Tekla, and the Sisters of Nuffle sqaure off in a battle that will surely have rude comments and hair pulling galore! "Sister Margarite, the ladies across the pitch from you have a lot more experience, they must have had to provide a lot of inducements to get the Sisters here tonight. "Nuffle provides Sven.  We have been afforded an apothacary, a garden wizard, a couple of fresh linewomen, and we have prayed to Nuffle for some mayhem and dirty tricks.  We have prayed for Nuffle for a game worthy of this hollowed fields history. "Ahh, well, Thanks Sister Margarite for the interview, let’s see how all these inducements work out for you. The ladies of Tekla won the coin toss and started cheering as they walked back to set up.  Sister Margarite just smiled and yelled "Praise be to Nuffle!!!" As she turned from the ref and headed back towards her team the cloud above opened up and started pouring rain down on the field.  As if on queue, the rain hit the ground, short circuited the sprikler system, which went off adding to the craziness.  "Praise be to Nuffle!!!" "Well sports fans, if this start has anything to it, I’d say the ladies of Tekla are in for a wild ride.  I am certain that the fans are going to thouroughly enjoy the wet and wildness of women playing BloodBowl in the rain.  Hope there’s no NBC sensors around here!  For NBC, this is Sven Sportsmith reminding you to keep the mead cold, the women hot, and the BloodBowl bloody!"

Date	Opponent	Score	Casualties	Fans	Season	Confirmed
08-16-2008	Furors of Everhate	2 - 2	2 - 2	11,000	Season 3	Yes
Winnings: 20,000   Treasury Spent on Inducements: 0 Player Sister Margaritte(1) CP:4 Player Sister Tabatha(3) CA:1 Player Sister Clementine(6) TD:1 MVP:1 SPP:8 Skill Rolls:1 * Player Sister Clementine(6) recieved injury: Niggler Player Sister Roxey(7) TD:1 * Player Sister Roxey(7) recieved injury: Serious Injury Player Sister Christie(12) CA:1 * Player Sister Betheny(13) recieved injury: Badly Hurt * Player Sister Clementine(6) took skill(s):  Frenzy Spiraling Expenses: 0     Team Value for Spiraling Expenses: 820,000 Fan Factor went up to 1 * Added Linewoman Journeyman as Sister Katharine(1) * Added Linewoman Journeyman as Sister Martha(1) Treasury contains: 20,000 New Team Value: 930,000     Final Treasury: 20,000 The Sisters or Nuffle all nealt down outside the dugout and gave an offering of prayer to the god fo BloodBowl.  Sister Clementine kept eyeballing the dark elves at the other end of the pitch mashing her teeth and uttering profanities under her breath. "You better tune back in Sister Clementine.  You could offend Nuffle by not particiapting in his pre-game tribute." "I hate elves Sister Christie.  These dark elves are the worst.  It just burns my blood to see them on the other side of the pitch from us!  It is enough to drive someone to insanity I say." *** After the match was over, as they hauled Sister Clementine off the pitch in a strecher, she continued to curse the dark elves and was so angry the apothacary had to give her a sedative. "Its like she went into a frenzy at the end of the game and could never snap out of." "Well, I am sure Nuffle will use Sister Clementine to his liking, and someone with that much fuel to fire has a place in BloodBowl....!"

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